townie

townie
1. (townie) (2668↑, 459↓)
The most common use for the word 'townie' in England is that which describes a person. A townie is normally aged between 11 and 15. Listens to so-called 'garage' music such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, neither of which is REAL garage music; simply pop music with a stammering kid in fake diamonds fronting the band. A townie will normally dress in grubby shell-toed Nike trainers, rolled-up Adidas tracksuit bottoms and an unmatching jogging top, regardless of the sex. If female, the jogging jacket will most likely be pink or baby blue, most likely purchased for £5 at the local market and will have the word 'PRINCESS', 'BABE', 'BLING BLING' or 'FCUK' spelt out in white across the front. If male, the townie's jogging top will most likely be white with blue sleeves, again purchased for £5 at a market; and will have the name of an American city spelt out across the front, ie. 'BOSTON', 'DETROIT', or 'CUBA'; ..despite the fact that these creatures are not intelligent enough to know where the places they advertise on their chests are. Most, upon asking, will not even realize that 'BOSTON' is a city. A townie will often smoke because "it's alrigh', innit?". All townies own at least one item of clothing with the disgusting beige/brown Burberry print upon it. Obviously, this garment is not genuine Burberry, and instead of the £400 charged for a real Burberry bag/scarf, will have been purchased for £1.50 down the local market. A female townie will have poorly dyed blonde hair with split ends and two inch long roots, gelled back into an impossibly tight bun/ponytail held by a fake Burberry hair-tie. The ears will also be adorned with at least three fake gold earrings ("only two quid fer eigh' pairs dahwn 'a marke'") and will have some form of acne, vainly covered up by layers upon layers of cheap foundation, blue eyeshadow and neon blusher. Eyes will also be caked with smudged eyeliner and clumpy blue mascara. A male townie will not wear make-up, but will normally have a diamanté stud in one ear and boast that he did it himself. All townies look down upon anyone who: A) is intelligent B) has a future that doesn't involve the words 'McDonald's drive-thru' C) owns an item of black clothing D) doesn't listen to So Solid Crew E) doesn't smoke F) doesn't have a forced Cockney accent G) shows ANY sign of refusal to conform to the masses; ie. INDIVIDUALITY.

"'Orrigh'?" said one townie to another. "'Orrigh'," replied the other townie.

Author: heebiejeebies http://townie.urbanup.com/155278
2. (townie) (1595↑, 448↓)
A townie is a the label for a group of people who shit on the english language, wear crappy ripoff adidas clothes, have an I.Q. lower than than my nan's tits, and are as ugly as a hatfull of ass. Other word/s for townie: scum.

Townie: Like my 2-strip adidas, innit? Ye ye ye safe bruv\! Normal Person: You are scum.

Author: Someone who's better than you. I rule. http://townie.urbanup.com/882399
3. (townie) (866↑, 173↓)
Ahh townies, the uncomplicated, uninteresting and wholly unneeded scum of any urban area across the face of the UK. These..."people" (sorry to all you normal people out there, I realize calling townies people is an insult to you all) are generally, in fact ALWAYS doing nothing with their life, unless of course your idea of living is hanging around outside the local corner shop, car park or McDonalds shouting abuse at anyone not wearing burberry, drinking stolen alcohol and smoking/sniffing/trying to fuck drugs. They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave, or at least the stolen, cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present (probably off stealing fake burberry, or dealing flour) they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like "goff" "mosha" "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum\!" these insults should be shrugged off, however if you feel the need to retaliate, I recommend these:- In response to "goff", "mosha" or "grunga" - Yes I am a \<enter above instult here\> and I need to know if you want me to sacrifice your soul to satan now or later. In response to "I fucked your mum\!" - My mum's dead, or if your mother is dead (sorry if I offended) and you are a male, you should respond with leave my mum out of this and I'll leave this out of your mum, and point to your crotch. So those are the townie insults, not too good eh? To be honest baby townies are smarter and make for better conversation than their older "bloods" however they must develop into townie children, then townie teenagers. Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue, they don't do black, it's too "goffick" they will always wear the following things. Tracksuit bottoms, these make an annoying "swish swish" sound when the townies walk, these trousers will usually be tucked into white socks, which then lead to white "Reebok Classics" which are kept a blinding white colour to make people think they just stole...I uh mean...no I mean stole them. The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. Nickelson or Mr. McKenzie, both of whom have awful fashion sense, the head is adorned by one diamonte stud and a burberry cap, tilted at a ridiculous angle, thus making it useless when it comes to blocking sun. Winter wear consist of dark green, navy blue or grey coats with ANNOYING UGLY FUR AROUND THE HOODS. The females will wear zip up jackets, with one half of a random word or place on either side, these consist of Brooklyn, Princess, FCUK or New York, also under these are tanktops of such brand names as Von Dutch (the next FCUK, just you wait) or indeed the infamous FCUK, they think it's funny, because it's almost fuck, but not quite. On the bottom they will usually wear AWFUL denim skirts, which cover about one tenth of their thighs, meaning if the townie girl farts the skirt will reveal all...not a pretty site, or they will wear tight TIGHT jeans, with words spread over their overly large rear ends, words like PRINCESS are usually displayed by sewn on sequins, when these sequins start to fall off they can leave the word "PRINCE" which can be worth a laugh. The feet, these are now always adornes by those AWFUL, BAGGY TOPPED, FAKE SUEDE Ug boots, you know the ones, they kind of hang from halfway up the shins and look terrible, if wearing jeans the female townie will tuck her jeans into these boots, once again looking awful. The face, female townies have no face, they have a sculpture of awful make up, built up layer after layer to disguise any uglyness, when it does in fact, the EXACT opposite, the ears will have large gold hoops, well not real gold, gold plated, but it's ok, they all fall for it anyway, they also wear awful clown pendants, a large gold chain with a large, posable "gold" clown encrusted with "jewels" I think this happened at a young age when an adventurous townie (HA\!) got a toy clown, spray painted it cold and stuck sequins to it, then glued it to some string and wore it around their necks to ward off "goffs" now it's a fashion statement. Winterwear is the same as the males, but in pink and a burberry scarf and gloves...fucking morons... So, there's the fashion, now the culture...or rather the LACK of culture. Townies prize physical displays of strength, mouthing off to someone from 20 yards away qualifies well, they will attack only in groups of 10 or more, they listen to RnB, Hip Hop, Rap, Garage and dance, anything with an electronic beat and bass line deep enough to cause structural damage is acceptable, this is usually played from their old cars, half rusted buckets of trash which have tribal vinyls on them or cheap rusted body kits, the townies hate anyone who isn't a fellow townie, but they are easily outsmarted, however after talking to one, one can feel slightly more stupid than before, prolonged exposure will eat your brain cells and turn you townie, avoid at all costs. So remember kids, townies dress awful, smell awful and talk awful, they have desicrated the english language, but we do have our agents. My best friend wears townie clothing, however he does not wear burberry, or tuck his trousers into his socks, he wears track suit bottoms and a brand name t-shirt, thanks to this the townies accept him, and this means I go generally unbothered.

"Oi ya fuckin' goffick wanka, you starting or summin?\!" "Hey, you there in the black clothing, I dont like the looks you're giving me" "Well 'ard" "Cool" "Innit?\!" "Isn't it?" "You startin'?" "Would you like to engage me in hand to hand contact" Remember, dont do drugs, dont smoke, drink on special occaisions and you'll be fine, if you notice yourself becoming a townie, kill yourself, it's for the good of man, thank you.

4. (townie) (633↑, 115↓)
Outside of england, this is a term used by students who have went to a new city for school to describe the natives of that town. It is often seen as derogitory by those who use it, but townies themselves often embrace it as a badge of honour.

"man there are so many townies at this party" "so where are you from?" "oh I'm a townie"

Author: TheSanityAssassin http://townie.urbanup.com/884558
5. (townie) (445↑, 143↓)
A townie is an English word for a person who: 1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult 2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S 3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc. 4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats" 5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples" 6. Steals mobile phones 7. Wears "Bling Threads" 8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way 9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H" 10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above 11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination 12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket" 13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
6. (Townie) (350↑, 72↓)
The townie (tracksuits retardus) are hideous creatures which roam the lands of England. They tend to be known as [chav]s, [ned]s or basically just fucking assholes. The male of the species tend to be called 'Gav', 'Gaz', 'Baz', 'Nat' or 'Matty'. He tends to have a shaved head, to make him look 'rock 'ard, innit', or in modern English, tough. Although townies are racist towards asians, they accept black people into their 'crew', and the black townies tend to bleach their hair yellow (blonde). Their hides tend to consist of (fake) Burberry caps, hoodies over the top, with the hood constantly up, matching tracksuit bottoms with the lines down the side, and white trainers. They also tend to wear plastic rings from the 20 [pence] (British money) plastic jewelry vending machines. They buy all their '[bling]' or 'heavy shit' with money stolen from their parents or 5-year-olds which they beat up, money found on the floor, or from drug dealing and their girlfriends' prostitution, which brings me onto the female of the species. Female townies tend to be named after dolls, or celebrities such as 'Britney' or 'Jordan' (Americans, Jordan is a page 3 model famous for her massive big tits). There are two types of female townie. There is the Stripy Pink Townie and the Half Naked Townie. The stripy pink townie wears a white tracksuit top with 'Babe' on the front in bright pink text with pink stripes down the sleeves, and cheapest of the cheap matching white jogging bottoms with pink stripes down them, all of this of course, with the cheap white trainers. The half naked townie wears very little. She wears a 2-inch long skirt, knee-high boots and tight bra-tops. They are sluts, and are usually prostitutes. The two types of female have alot of things in common, however. They both wear hoop-earings with a diameter of 2 meters, they both wear cheap makeup and perfume which smells of fresh assjuice, they are all blonde with huge dark roots, even the natural blonde townies have 9-inch roots. All townies travel in groups of 50 to about 80. They beat up anything which moves, however they don't fight alone, for instance it will take them all to beat up a couple of 7-year-olds and steal their money. There are usually under-10s in the group of townies, usually the sons and daughters of the 11-year-old townies. The offspring will usually see you coming, run back to the group of townies and tell them that you were picking on them, quite basically, they are all little shits. As the big townies start shouting abuse at you, the little townies will usually finish their fathers' sentences with "yeah\!", "go on, Gav, beat the shit out of the fucker" or "yer fuckin' dead ya knob 'ed". All townies smoke. It's not an option. The strange creatures seem to live on nicotine rather than oxygen, scientists still want to investigate this, but they can't get too close to capture a townie without getting spat at or beat up. If you hear "WHAT YOU WALKIN' AWAY FOR?", "WHAT YOU FUCKIN' LOOKIN' AT?" or "DON'T YOU FUCKIN' IGNORE ME\!", it is a good chance that within 30 seconds, you will be chased by a bunch of 50 or so male townies on bikes which they got for Christmas when they were 5 years old, spitting and swearing. Townies never actually beat anyone up, but they spit and throw things so be warned.

"Oreet Gav ma bruv, innit\!" "Oreet Matty\!" "I dealt some of ma shit today to dese mothafuckas and i used tha dough to buy dis fuckin gold ring\!" "Whoa, that shit's heavy, bruv\!" "Yeah look, the gold fuckin rubs off in case ya want it to be silver\!" "That's fuckin heavy shit bruv\!" "Innit?"

7. (townie) (210↑, 89↓)
A townie is usually someone who has been brought up in a low income family. Their parents aren't very interested in what they do or what they get up to. In the day time they skip school abd roam the town causing trouble until the police enter and they run a mile. We must not be so harsh on them though...if we had lives as crappy as they have clearly had, we may have turned out to be as brainless and ugly as them as well. A townie generally has no future and no direction in life. If they do manage to live past 25 they are either a dustman or a builder and regret it in later life. They wear clothes ranging from adidas to adidas. They have burberry caps pointed up to the sky and slicked gelled hair at the front which makes them look like total oafs. They either wear 3/4 length trousers or roll a pair of tracksuit bottoms up and if they are old enough they shave their ankles...don't ask me why its completely fucking stupid.

Townie on mobile phone\> wot.....na..wot.....nah.....wot....nah..wot............nah...............wot?

Author: Papasloonatsta http://townie.urbanup.com/371369
8. (townie) (133↑, 12↓)
1. Used to denote a person living in the community who does not attend or work for the college or university. 2. A college-aged person who never leaves the town in which, they went to high school in and they do not work attend any form of college. 3. A [local], or person who lives in their place of birth.

1. Those townies brought beer for the kegger\! 2. You're 22 and doing nothing\! You're a townie bum\! 3. My dad was born in Boston, we're townies.

9. (townie) (106↑, 34↓)
A person with a lack of ability to talk. using words like innit, nah m8 and geeza they have changed the good old meaning of RnB or Hip Hop to a crap pop sham, with sluts who cant sing and huuge groups of boys who think its hard to tightly squeeze their crotch (though it doesnt hurt as theres nothing there). Wearing tracksuits, burburry (fake) Been smoking since they first heard the word ciggarette. Girls wearing, incredibly short skirts, not even a skirt, more a belt, gelled back hair, with badly blonde highlights. They add 'innit' in every possible space of a sentance. They hate anyone more attractive, intellegent, niceer, better than them. and therefore owe them a good beating. Their arch enemy: Anyone with their own opinion. Alternative people

Townie: ah bruv, iz u startin m8, coz i 'as a big bruva dat killed like 10 ppl last wk, n like neva got caught. innit Someone: I'm sorry, i didnt quite get that, what did you just say? Townie: u iz a batty Someone: sorry, what?

10. (townie) (79↑, 16↓)
Someone who stands in corners waiting to "start summat" with anyone who walks by. Townies usually walk around in "crews" varying from 7 to 20 people. Some common characteristics: Female Townie Lots of "bling bling" Pink tracksuit Random Burberry hairband Hair tied at the side Really bad attitude problem Fag in her hand A bag that can just about fit a £2 coin in Hair gelled back really tight So much make up - orange foundation with a line around the edge of the face Male Townie Lots of "bling bling" Blue Tracksuit Massive rings on every finger Really bad attitude problem Fag in his hand Over gelled hair HUGE "diamond" earring to show how "manly" he is Phrases: "what da fuk do you think you're staring at?" "are you starting beef wiv me?" *cough* ""dirty" gof" *cough* ""dirty" grunga" "it's not halloween" *townie "crew" all laugh hysterically* "i'm gonna bang you up innit?" "don't get moufy/ loud/ lairy wiv me" "your mum's fat" "your mum's a slag" "i fucked your mum last night" "yo yo bruv\!" "oi blud\!" "omg did you just see that buff boy/ girl?" " i had sex with 6 people last night" (and they still think their not whores....) Townies seem to think that shouting at people makes them look "ard", but when you answer back they all run and tell their brothers/ sisters to "bang you up". The most pathetic thing about them is that they think that their "insults" will upset you. Take "it's not halloween" for instance. They seem to think that this will really bother you. And they also think it's funny. But it doesn't bother people. And it's not funny. I think that they should all sit down and try to come up with something more insulting. But then again, what comes out of their heads is completely useless shit and they're not that intelligent. Swearing is part of their limited vocabulary. "Fuk dis" and "fuck dat". If you ever get into a situation where a townie starts shouting at you, even whilst following you, try not to answer back too much, they'll be about 10 more of them around the corner awaiting calls for backup and about 6 more up the road stealing phones or whatever. Townies should die. Then the world would be a better place. Remember this: if in doubt, kill a townie.

Need more information?? See [chav] or [rude boy/girl]

11. (Townie) (104↑, 47↓)
Uncultured, immature people who have nothing better to do than go out and get smashed at the weekend. Often seen around the town centre wearing track suits or dressed like the town sluts.

Was out on Friday night and as usual there was a whole loada townies around.

12. (townie) (54↑, 9↓)
Townies are scruffy bastards normally aged under 18 year old who speak as common as muck. They most commonly come from council estates by drug addict parents, they hang around in bus shelters, outside of chipshops, near Spar, street corners, or MacDonalds. They basically sit in a bus shelter, bandstand, etc, smoke blow, ciggies, drink horrible booze such as cider, white lightning or "lightnin" as they call it. They will wait for someone normal to walk past before one asks, "Av ya gorra lighter?", if you say no, they will follow you calling you "goff" or "mosha" or other stupid stuff. They may call you something and if you call them something back, you will likely get stalked, chased or beat up. They sometimes just follow you anyway, trying to intimidate people. They sometimes simply mug people, beat random people up, happy slap, sit on someones wall trying to cause trouble, smash car windows, piss on peoples fences, you get the picture, just pointless stuff. They only hang round in groups, if you actually get one on their own they act like wimps, or say, "Am gonna ring ma bruv up to come and batter' you like". The girls are sometimes pregnant, they wear trainers, tracksuits (trackies), puffer jackets, hoodies, anything that looks crap. They are scum, total douchebags

Townie - Vicky Pollard off little britain

Author: Blaaaaaaaaaah http://townie.urbanup.com/1473686
13. (townie) (58↑, 23↓)
British cockroaches

It's crawling with townies, I say\!

14. (townie) (35↑, 7↓)
Description: The self-conscious ego seeking moron. Target: Everybody who doesn't look like them (E.g. Goths, Grungers ect..) Usually based around the coasts and inner city areas. The common townie prefer to wear rolled up addidas trousers with a distinctive double white strips running up the outside of both legs, along with matching nike trainers with ugly mooboot style grips on the underside however the most common townie will have no colour co-ordination what-so ever and mistakenly think purple and green look as they say "Cool mate". Wear hoodies which are beige, blue or occassionally black and baby blue or pink for the females. Avoiding labels at all costs however, replace them with words such as "Cuba, 1976, Baby, Princess, ect.." all of which have no actual meaning to them. Topped off with "massive" amounts of jewerlly which they call by the name "Bling Bling". * For the male of the townie species "Bling Bling" will be one gold stud and perhaps a chain around their necks which originate originally from the female jewerlly section in the argos catalogue. * For the female townie species they prefer to wear ridiculously "massive" gold looped earings bought from claire's accessories for 50p in the sale which they claim to be worth £20, hands covered in 10p rings, and several gold crosses and chains which originated from their arch enemy: The "Goth" or "goff" as they prenounce. The majority of townie morons have pizza faces and as a insecurity accuse others to be "f***in' mingers" (minger meaning: ugly bastard/bitch). However the female townie attempts to cover their blemishes with tonnes of cheap make-up, blue mascara, with a lining of thickly spread silver eye shadow across the eyelids. The consiquence of this creates an orange glow which can be noticed from several meters away. A wide variety of townies prefer to consider themselves 'rich' although when insulting them of there income they prefer to reply with "oi, ya sayin' im poor?'. After this remark it is advised to exit hastly before they gather their "Posse" to "Beat tha' shit outta' ya". Townies have managed to produce their own language which manages to reproduce the word 'Fuck' in each sentence. Other words are abrehivated english words such as 'Innit' (Translation: Isn't it)Unfortunatly this is only the only word that makes sense to a normal human being. It is advised to avoid eye contact with any townie otherwise you may become "in for it". To retaliate can result in injury of the victim. This consiquently will inflate the townie's overated imaginary ego. If approached it is wise to use bigger words such as "unnecessary". This will confuse them and will give time for an exit. Stay safe...dont show any emotion with a townie and his/her posse\! TwigZ xxx

As the Goth stands with his girlfriend. The townies approach their victims. As the goths glance in the townies direction for a split second the townie catches on and starts to approach the goth... Townie: "Oi goff startin'?" Goth: "No...i'm not" Townie: "Ya f***in gay batty" Goth: "What...?" Townie: "I'm gonna f***in beat the sh*t outta' ya" Goth: "Erm...wat have i done to you to start this" (townie replies with random amounts of noises before goth gets impatient and walks away) Townie: "f***in batty, i got 'im good"

15. (townie) (35↑, 9↓)
Townies can be identified by the following: 1. 'Bling' 2. Not being aware of any high street store, merely the market places that sell fake copies of items in high street stores for 1% of the price. Don't complain though ... At least they're only wearing what they're worth. 3. Ciggies 4. Usually drop out of school at 14, pregnant or having got someone pregnant. 5. Have the annoying habit of addin 'like' onto the end of all their sentences, like.

Me: I have nothing personal about townies. Townie: What a doing, like? Yooo wan a slap, like. B************\!

Author: the_end_is_nigh (myspace) http://townie.urbanup.com/1430975
16. (townie) (48↑, 28↓)
People who grew up and live in any town, village, or city with a college or university. Usually their only employment is something that overcharges students. Otherwise, they are drunk, or make/ smoke meth, have many children& are prone to beating homosexuals and leaving them to die outside the afore-mentioned town.

"Getta load of that nasty townie broad\! I bet she has 4 kids and 6 guys payin child support\!"

17. (townie) (29↑, 9↓)
Over the last few years, have spread out from the outskirts of London and have infested every town and city in England. Destroy the education of anyone who is unfortunate enough to share a class with them by constantly arguing with the teacher and talking really loudly about how they "got reet pissed t'weeken' like" God forbid anyone who dares to glance in their general direction, for you are sure to be knifed by some distant relative's friend The money they get from benefit's gets spent on the latest mobile phone, with the newest polyphonic ringtone and stupid little screensaver graphic. They happily spend hours chatting away on them slowly frying their tiny minds. They also have absoloutely no chance of doing anything successful in life, except if they manage to buy a lucky scratchcard, or sue their local council because they tripped up on a broken paving slab down in the ghetto

"yeah mate" "what ya' chatting about" "im gonna cut ya" "yeah, but no, but yeah but no but yeah but no but, shut up"

Author: wasteofwebspace.com http://townie.urbanup.com/438609
18. (townie) (26↑, 8↓)
Two Words: Nike Caps

"Whos that" "Townies" "How'd you know?" "I can hear them swearing." "oh yeah....."

Author: Minigun_Fiend http://townie.urbanup.com/765667
19. (townie) (65↑, 48↓)
Any person living in a college town who doesn't attend the school in that town.

God I hate the townies in Gainsville

20. (Townie) (26↑, 11↓)
Actually an American word adopted in Britain when we gave them the English language. A Townie is a person who lives year round in either a resort town or a college town. Chiefly refers to people who grew up in such places as, Ann Arbor, MI; Nantucket, MA; South Bend, IN; or Outer Banks, NC.

That townie just informed me that although the bridge looks dangerous it's perfectly fine.

21. (townie) (37↑, 23↓)
The kids who live in a town where a prep school is located, but don't attend that school. Usually middle-class white kids, often seen driving a crappy car with crappy music blaring, dressed like they're straight outta Compton, or attempting to sell crack to preps. This might hold true for all towns where prep schools are, or just in Vermont.

Oh, look at him, he's GANGSTA.....no wait, this is Vermont, cancel that...what a stupid townie.

22. (townie) (27↑, 13↓)
Townies are in one word; scum. They rarely have names exceeding one syllable, as this would place far too much pressure on their prehistoric-like brains. Names such as 'Dean' and ‘Dwaine’ are popular with the male of the species whereas female townies can occasionally handle more complex names such as 'Crystal', ‘Candice’, or even ‘Bacardi’. They have great difficulty in pronouncing the letters; d, h and t, amongst many others. Townie's speech impediments often rub off on each other in each other's presence, to the point of unintelligible human language. It seems that they merely communicate through a system of "yi", "alrigh’\!" and "nah\!” and a few other monosyllabic grunts. Townies are best recognised by their wonderful sense of fashion. ‘Nike’, ‘Reebok’ and ‘Adidas’ are amid the many sports brands which townies choose to wear while out “bowlin’ it”, a way of ‘walking’ which many have adopted, however leaves them looking only slightly impaired. Other necessary items of clothing include ‘Nickleson’ shirts worn by both female and male townies, and some form of Burberry. Sports trousers are “jacked up” and covered with pulled up sports socks advertising one of the sports brands above. Caps are also worn by male townies at various stupid angles off the head to publicise the wearers position in the hierarchy of the “crew”. Townies hate anyone who is not a townie, and so start fights with the common phrases, “Are you startin’?” “ Are you startin’ on my mate’?” “If yu’ve got summin ta say, ya can say it ta mi face” However townies rarely fight with someone that they know they cannot win against, for example 6 fifteen year old townies against 2 twelve year olds. Yet they still start fights with large groups of people as their brains are often unable to process the 6 to 1 ratio, and their inevitable defeat. For example; While innocently standing opposite the bus stop in town on a Saturday with about 10 friends(not townies in the slightest), two of the most ugly townie girls I have ever seen, with peroxide blonde hair and 2inch roots, yelled some sort of abuse across the road. Some body answered back with something amusing and of course they took this as us “startin’” so made their way over to “finish it”. Did they really think that they were going to come out on top against 10 of us with their senseless crap which they think makes them sound clever. I’m sure they have much ambition in life, such as working their way up to 5stars on their McDonalds name tag, however, their foolish “fights” seem to be getting them nowhere, yet much they think it will boost their reputation as being “hard”. We must pity the sad, sad lives of such unintelligent, hopeless people, and be grateful that we are nothing like them.

Grunger; "the corner's over there" Townie; "are you calling me a whore\!?" Grunger; "no, im telling you, the corner is over there"

23. (townie) (24↑, 11↓)
1) People that listen to music like 50 cent, are most likely to wear cheap tracksuits and fake burberry from the local market, they think they are hard and they are covered in fake jewellry, or 'bling' as they call it. The usually try to put on a false cockney accent but they seem to have their own kinda slang. 2) It's sometime something people are called when others disagree with their clothes or taste in music. It's sometimes used as a childish insult. 3) Almost the exact opposite to a goth\!

"Alrigh' mate?" "Ye, giz a fag." "Nah, yeh don't want these, they're dead rammeh" "I guess it's back to Coke then..."

Author: Nuke A Townie http://townie.urbanup.com/1114262
24. (townie) (21↑, 10↓)
See Also [prep], [slapper], [chav], [trendy], [fashionista]: Mindless losers who are sheep and follow the flock mindlessly just to fit in and be accepted, The Average Townie is easily manipulated by others or Imperialist Media which is robbing people of there individuality and dictating what is cool see [mtv], [c4] and [juice tv] The Average Townie is aged between 11 and 29 but can be much older or more alarmingly much younger. They loiter in groups of no less than 3 and can be found loitering at Te Aro park or Odlin Square drinking cheap cider and RTDs. If the townie is old enough he/she is usually seen in "rough cunt" nightclubs such as [The Lab] or Rain. The MALE Townie is obsessed with his car - usually a late model Mazda RX or Subaru -, and often drives it at rediculously high speeds (usually with his mates inside) without any regard for the safety of his passengers, other motorists, or pedestrians. The male townie (see also [boyracer] when he is not keeping a quiet street awake with his "burnouts", "donuts" and "drags" or potentially killing his passengers, anotehr motorist or an innocent padestrian often Shouts abuse at pedestrians from there windows as they drive by. The Male Townie is distingushable by a Hoodie, Lowrider Jeans, and Beanie and tries very hard to look like a skater when he is just another poser, more recently Male townies have been dressing up in white patterend shirts and Mohawks and passing themselves off as punks when they know they are nothing more than posers. He Generally listens to Rap, Poser Punk and Dance Music The FEMALE Townie is obsessed with the way she looks - She easily stands out by wearing short (usually denim) skirts, (often with some b/s like "roxy" written on the arse") Knee High Boots, Tube Tops, Tops that are cut off at the shoulder and/or expose much of the back and cleavage in fact anything from [supre], [glassons] or Number One Shoe Warehouse would do her well as she is in these stores more often than her house.In addition to these slutty clothes she also wears a [latitude cap] thus making her look like a fucking the [chav] fuck she is. She listens to shit assed radio stns such as [the edge] and ZM religiously and heavily digs R&b, Rap, Pop, Dance Music, in fact whatevers on the Top 40 at the moment. Be Warned people - Townies are common bloodstained Criminals, they are the pestilence and like any disease they need to be eradicated.

JERRY: Hamish, Townie Scum down at the Lab, lets go smack em over. HAMISH: Yeeup, just as soon as weve sorted out the townie scum down at rain, after that smack the ones over at Te Aro Park. JERRY: DEATH TO TOWNIES\!\!\!

Author: Brother Number One http://townie.urbanup.com/1419447
25. (townie) (17↑, 7↓)
in ridgefield conneticut a townie is a poor fat lazy ass redneck who only drives f 150s with plows on and doesnt actually plow because they dont want to fuck it up. Also they tend to do jobs way to overpriced because they rent useless equipment like cranes to to cut a tree down. And they tend to park their trucks out of country courneys the deli leaving the lights on and the engine running so they can show off their truck to the public.

Look at that townie.

Author: joey lucisano http://townie.urbanup.com/854237
26. (Townie) (14↑, 4↓)
A low life individual who "start" on anyone who they see fit without any sense of morality. They are always on the wrong side of the law, but never seem to get into trouble. They take great pleasure in beating up "Greebo's" and "Goths" (Pronouced Sweaty greebs and dirty goffics by them) They all seem to be in one big family, and it seems that if you hit one you hit them all

"Ey you dirty goffic 'ittin me, I'm gonna get me grandad's sister's auntie's nephew's brother's cousin's son's bruva on ya"

Author: broken_heartagram http://townie.urbanup.com/458374
27. (townie) (11↑, 2↓)
Actually, townies just want to mess up with people, get in fights with their others dumb townies, smoke around, they don't even know english language, and have no future, and listen to all that kind of shit music called R'n'B Rap and others trashes more. They don't have even respect to each other in their stupi [chav] crew. In specially when they get in the bus. I had couple problems with townies, they are just the scum of the humanity. If you are a townie mate\! You better change you way of living\!

yo... le's anoi da strage guy

28. (townie) (12↑, 3↓)
Social rejects who hang around in groups of 10-50. Males often seen wearing dirty, worn out rockport boots, burberry socks with luminous green adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into them, a burbery cap and a nike hoodie over the top (with the hood being worn up), coated with a can of lynx. the hair is gelled into a solid quiff, normally dyed blonde. Females vary between two types. Type one: the tramp. The tramp wears similar clothes to the male, if not the same, except topped off with a "great value\!" gold necklace from elizabeth duke at argos, often with a clown pendant. 4-16 gold creoles will also be worn in the ears, and a large tacky belly-button piercing is necessary. Type two, the tart wears the same jewelerry except adds 60 grams of orange, blue and pink make up, a pair of tight jeans with "babe" or "angel" written on the ass (only £3 from the local market) and a t-shirt with a similar phrase on it. This is topped off with a pink or baby blue caridigan with "EST 1980" or "TEAM" written across the front in huge white letters. The hair is pulled back into an abnormally tight bun which pulls their skin so much that they cant move their face, other than to chew some stolen wrigleys extra from the local corner shop (oh no sick man). The music can vary from dance, to pop, to rnb and hip-hop eg Sean Paul, Mis-teeq, Beyonce Knowles, 50 Cent etc. Anyone who does not listen to this music is instantly labelled as a "freak". Same goes for the clothes. To find a townie, I suggest you look in the following places: bus shelters, mcdonalds, park benches, phone boxes, outside corner shops, and anywhere is the general area of a rough council housing estate. Communicaing with townies is often difficult considering the fake jamaican accents and unnecessary amounts of slang. Here are a few common phrases to get you started: Fock ya mom - I have a pinner. Mo' fockin cuzzen'll fockin batta ya - I would fight you but my 600 grams of hair gel havent dried yet. Nah man stink - You've offended me. Sick (pronounced sick-AH) - Word used to describe something of townie approval. They often have nicknames such as: Gazza Tezza Shaz(za) Kez(za) You can witness these on various lampposts and bus shelters throught Great Britain.

Townie: Oooom ya fockin lookin' at mate\!\!\! *spits* Innocent passer-by: I wasn't. Townie: OH NO\! Stink\! Innocent passer-by: 0o'

29. (townie) (10↑, 2↓)
Apparently has a very different meaning in the UK, but in good old aussie slang means a person from a rural area that lives in a small town (as opposed to on a farm)

(upon meeting someone in a major city) Person 1: so where are you from Person 2: oh, i'm from the country Person 1: so your a farmboy? Person 2: no, a townie

30. (Townie) (13↑, 5↓)
Well, lets start with the obvious shall we, a townie is from the TOWN. they have rules to which they must adhere at all times to avoid being 'fuckin' batad' by their 'cru'. contrary to popular belief, townies to do not favour buying cheap, tacky fake jewellery or 'bling' at argos, as this would be far to expensive. instead they head to the local market where they use their natural townie or [chav] instincts to search out and obtain the biggest knuckle duster they can find. Whilst 'daan da markit' they may also spy a rather fetching 'trackie' possibly of neon colouring and fake branding (ie. nuke, adidat etc) they will purchase this outfit and wear it, trousers being tucked into their socks. Those amongst them who dare to be different (heaven forbid) may wear, along with said tracksuit bottoms, a jacket embroidered with the words 'boston', 'babe' etc. The females of this species (origins are uncertain, although scientists are doing research) will wear their hair scraped back on their heads. It is also very likely they will have used the contents of Boots’ stock room of hairspray so not one lump or bump is visible. The males will not have this problem as they have no hair, simply a shaved head and a cap placed carefully at 90 degrees to their empty heads. (they must also have a black eye so as to gain the respec of their ‘posse’) Finally, if you are unable to spot a townie, hang around a group of mopeds and soon enough, their owners (being townies) will saunter bak, wankered on cheap cider but pretending (cuz they’re hard) that they’re sober. They will spot you and start walking over (the distinctive ‘i’ve got a shit trying to escape from my back passage’ walk) claiming they’re gonna ‘fuckin batta ya’ if you don’t move away from they’re “expensive transportation”. This is your clue to laugh and then floor them if they piss you off a bit. Or if you’re just a bit bored.

example = any loser who can't understand words with more than one syllable.

31. (townie) (29↑, 21↓)
apes but less intelligent FEmale:think wearing fake gold is cool because in their eyes its real and they like to wear fake cloths from highstreets in a townie words (igh street) as in burbury, wear stupid fluffy hooded coats, and use words like:blad,al'ight love etc etc MALE: same fluffy hooded coats,like to say wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot when people are "larie" or "rude boy" and if you make them laugh they'll call you "this kids jokerz blad" .in oother words townies are stupid retardish sleazy tramps which buy fake everything although they call every1 else tramps but the only reason why they buy fake stuff is coz in their eyes (the faker it is the more "bling" it is

al'ight love can you get me some wa'er

Author: sahand mamand http://townie.urbanup.com/489181
32. (townie) (17↑, 9↓)
a person with no sense of individuality at all, who will generally take the piss out of anyone who has the smallest trace of it. they're vocabulary will usually consist of words beginning with the letter 'f' which will appear in the middle of as many words as possible. the female townie will usually be dressed as the town slut and will be responsible for increaseing the teen pregnancy rate, while using their lack of knowledge to be unaware of the uses and justifications of the condom.

what do u get if you cross a townie and a goldfish? a person who can't remember why they're the same as everyone else

33. (townie) (12↑, 4↓)
Someone who is going no where in life. Someone who grows up in a certain town (Foxboro for Example) and does not leave this town after highschool. A towny does not go to a real college and gets trashed every night. This is the type of person that most likly in the future will beat their townie wives, and have kids that also become townies

Scene: ten year High school reunion "Wow Tyler, whatchya doin now?"asks Jon "Well i still live at home" Tyler Replys "Did you go to school?" "No." "Got a wife or kids?" Jon Asks "Yah, im married to Katie" "Oh god you are one big Townie family huh?"

34. (townie) (9↑, 2↓)
if you are not one you will not want to be associated with one or go to places/school or anywhere else with one. If you are one you will be so sucked into the townie subculture you will think the 'different' are evil. real townies have warped minds, they evolved from rats basically. To put it bluntly, you wouldn't want to bump into a townie in a dark alley. key words/things to look out for: burberry, von dutch, vicky pollard, year 7&8&9&10&11 kids soiled in make-up and bling, clubland cd's, cigarettes, wkd, 'whatevar' 'biatch' 'schlag' 'omg feck aff' sounds like: when you have a sweet in your mouth, don't say the end of words. so if it was walking it would be walkin' for their ears: blazin squad, khia, dj sammy, any trancy music. look out for music with no instruments. piercings: ears, nose intentions: evil sex status: washed-up exsist in: hundreds and thousands

two townie girls at the beach pass two non-townie boys. girl:omg look at tha minga' girl 2: e's a goffik\!\!\! girl: UH lets chopse 'im

35. (townie) (20↑, 13↓)
du ur best 2 clean up da streets...

take part... kill a townie...

Author: ThE KilLeRs FaNz ?\!&*$\@\townie\#+ http://townie.urbanup.com/1001843
36. (Townie) (13↑, 6↓)
A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.

'You look like a f*****g poof, you mosher' said to person that catches them in an aggressive mood

37. (townie) (8↑, 1↓)
a townie is an under-educated, brain damaged product of the welfare state who really should have been aborted at the earliest oppertunity. Often found commiting various crimes and "'angin" around cheap discount shops and market stalls that sell fake clothing with the hideous burberry pattern. they lack the ability to communicate in anything above "errr", "Wot" and "Nah" with the most intellegent of them someday becoming a valued member of the fast food service industry although most will end up living off the welfare state to support them and their eqaully intellectually diluted offspring's drug and fake burberry addiction. the following solutions would render the townie an endangered species: 1: invest in a large shotgun and declare "townie hunting season" open 2: Remove state "benifit" payments from them and make them get jobs, in this case most would die off because their immense stupidity negates their chances of getting even a MacDonolds job. 3: Anyone who falls into the "townie" category should be sterillized immidiatly to stop further generations sucking money out of the economy and littering the landscape with their useless carcasses.

a "townie" most often lives on or near a council estate where the average income is based on how many drugs they can sell or bikes they can steal

Author: All Townies Must Die http://townie.urbanup.com/831485
38. (townie) (7↑, 0↓)
Typically white British youth that think they're "niggas", but haven't quite pulled it off right and have created a different subculture than hip hop/R&B fans in the US. Their favorite artists would be ashamed of them if they knew what they'd created. Wear Adidas and Kappa but have probably never set foot on a track in their lives.

The girl with the bleached blonde hair, the exposed fat roll between the track pants and too tight shirt saying "hottie" or "princess" or "porn star" is a townie, and much more likely to beat you up in the UK than she would be in America, where she'd probably just be called a slut or a ho.

39. (townie) (10↑, 4↓)
The old word for [chav] which, frankly, sounds a lot better and less self-consciously constructed to sound obnoxious by a group of journalists on a slow July nesday.

"Oh great, another pack of townies coming to kick my head in because I don't conform to their world view."

40. (townie) (13↑, 7↓)
Scum of the earth. Wannabee Prostitutes. Fight starting, ugly, peices of shite. Description: usually chewing gum, txting aswell, short skirts, high boots (pink, fluffy or both)*shudder* greased back, greasy, straitened, permed, shat on, hair. Fake nails and too much lip gloss so it looks like they had plastic surgery in all the WRONG places. Usually covered in spots from eating at McDonalds everyday. The enemies of grungers(the cool interesting funny people)and goths. allies of chavs (male version) Both have an IQ similar to their shoe size. i could go on but i wd bore ya.

Townies: WOT CHOO LOOKIN AH? Grungers: not much. Townies supported by chavs: U wanna start a fight do ya? Grungers: not really... Townies an Chavs: Scared are ya? Grungers: Of you...no. Of your face...yes. Chavs: Right thats it. *chavs try to knock out grungers. Miss and end up hitting another chav on the other side, swear and then run, as the grungers are prepared to fight back. And win. As they usually do.* This usually happens everyday in town, or around town.

Author: Monkey killing sheep who will come once again to show u all the true way\!\!\! http://townie.urbanup.com/1028425
41. (townie) (10↑, 4↓)
Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at\!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit\!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people\!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing\! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing\! townie and chav's think they are well ard

townies and chavs think they are well ard

42. (Townie) (14↑, 8↓)
Wears tracksuits to the likes of Addidas and Nike, and wears footy shoes and sometimes wears socks really high up covering the bottom of their tracksuit trousers. Listens to trance type music, and has the worst ever attitude. Goes around looking for trouble, and always wanting to hunt down grungers and beat them up for no reason. Might have a ear piercing on the right side to either show that their gay, or a townie, or both in most cases. They are the reason why the UK is a badass place and a complete shithole full of violence and crime. Townies ruin everything.

Townie: Oi there`s a fookin grebby twat there, lets gow jump that stupid dick. Grunger: Touch me and I`ll shove this knife in your fucking face and beat you all to the ground, and call up all the grungers to hoarde you all and rip your fucking teeth out.

Author: Jason Groombridge http://townie.urbanup.com/897012
43. (townie) (11↑, 5↓)
A person who lives in the town/city of a college, spends lots of time in the town Sometimes make fun of the College people Because we know they do

I live in the town that Kings Point is in, and it is SO funny to make fun of them in there uniforms around town\!

44. (townie) (7↑, 2↓)
a very clean, very kind, very well cared for, very beautiful and very VERY accepting of others i.e. goths/emos/grungers/scene kids/skaters ect ect.

there is no need to panic if you are walking down a alley and you ACSEDENTLY trip and fall on their house and tear off one the sides after heavy rain fall. they will often crawl out and offer you broken bottle as a gift and then they send you on your way, politely, may i add\! they often come and visit us at the skate park to say hello and wish us good day, again they often leave a small gift like a rock or yet another broken bottle but they are sometimes so happy to see us that they hand you the rock so fast that it slips and gives you a black eye. this is the best gift possible as it a mark that will stay for about 5-10 days. if i am ever feeling peckish i will head straight to my local macdonalds to buy maybe a bag of fruit or a yogurt drink and i will often see my townie friends there and they will greet me with a hearty moonie or a Chery grin. they now know me well enough to just take me food without asking, after giving me "the mark" they will never need to ask again, it will be my pleasure\!\! then on the bus ride home if i venture to the top deck there will be a nice scattering of townies and [chavs] that often ask me to go and sit with them. i can tell another delightful gift is coming so my hearts starts beating faster and faster. i stand by them and chat about the weather, current affairs or the lack of discipline in schools. these often excite them also so they give me a friendly pat on the back that sends me on a exhilarating trip to the end of the bus, down the stairs and onto the lap of a old woman. i will then compose myself and wait for my stop whilst listening to the harmonious cackles coming from the upper deck. so, here's my stop, i thank the bus driver and step of the bus. i feel a patter of rain and look up, only to see their saliva falling pleasantly upon my face and hair. what a great day i think to myself as i step in the door, i could barely wait for the night to be over so i could start this all over again. thanks for listening

Author: littlebrokenbone http://townie.urbanup.com/1948417
45. (townie) (6↑, 1↓)
A walking waste of skin who excels only in making me and society feel violently ill and disgusted at the mere sight of one and who's only purpose in this world is to make me hate it even more. Nuff Said.

Townie: Fuckin' dotty gweb Me: Fuck you. Townie: You bein' fuckin cheekeh? Me: Yes, now go away. Townie: YA FUCKIN' STAR'IN?\! Me: Not really no. *Scum hits me* *I hit Scum back* Townie: What da fuuuuuuck *Scum runs off like a disabled monkey, probably to go crying to his 'Big Brufa' or his 'Cru'* Pathetic.

46. (townie) (7↑, 2↓)
The type of people, who, if asked the time would reply, "What, ya being cheeky, fukin startin me like?" Surviving only by basing their lives around the Pack Mentality, townies hunt in groups for anything even Slightly differant to what they consider "Normal", i.e. Identical to Them. So if you don't happen to buy your clothes in Fake Burberry from the local market, avoid at all costs. Unable to cope with the fact they are the most unintelligent (have the same average IQ as thecommon cold) and pathetic sub-species upon the face of the earth they swarm towns with bottles of cheap cider and wine, and, after locating, cluster around lone targets with shouts of "Goff" and "Moshaaaaaahhhhh"

Townie 1 - "Ear, You a Goff?" Townie 2- "Yea, fuking Goff like" Person - "What? No" Townie 1- "Yea ya are\! Fuk" Townie 2 - "What are ya then??" Person - "I'm just me" Townie 1 - "Whats one of them? Is it like a Goff?"

47. (townie) (10↑, 5↓)
a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid\!) be seen wearing black(\!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.

i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie\! its a gothic person\! tee-hee\!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.

48. (townie) (14↑, 9↓)
A townie is a person who thinks they is 'ard but ain't. They all speak with a cockney accent. They don't earn a living and get money off of mum and dad, and proberley will for the next 20 years. they don't wear real designer tops they get cheep fake sh*t from the market for £10. they all think they are well hard because they have got mobile phones. they all listen to blazin squad and fake garage crap whick they think is the best in the world. all they say is innit, respect mon, and fuck off u slag. all they can think about is SEX. but about three quarters of them are still VIRGINS. they go out every friday and get out of there face pissed and high on dope they also do that saturday and sunday aswel. they do'nt ever stop shopping at the weekends they always bunk off school. all of the dudes and birds grab each others asses in public and make out infront of everybodys faces because they just don't care about anything these days. the townie age group usually fall under 13 - 18 if you are still a townie at 18 you have some serious commitment issues and you need to fu**ing get your act sorted out because who wants to be a townie at 18 years old

What do you call a townie in a box? innit

Author: Christine Elliott http://townie.urbanup.com/445678
49. (Townie) (8↑, 3↓)
"jafake-ans" usually full of racist bullshit, which is pretty ironic when the people they idolise are black.

The funniest example i can think of about the utter lack of imagination these joblessbrainlesshomophobicracistbastards have is about a girl i know walking down the street when some townie knob comes along on his crappy little "look at me im so 'ard, off the back off a lorry 'BMX' bike" and kicks out at her as he passes,generally acting like a shit, Anyway, this girl shouts "gets some Stabilisers u ignorant shit\!" (which i thought was fair), and (this is what made me laugh) the boy shouts out "STABILISE YO MUM\!". HAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHHAHAHHhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa\!\!\!\!\!

50. (townie) (10↑, 5↓)
Any person from a town (as opposed to someone from the country). Meant offensively and aimed at those who have a twisted view of the world because they have spent all their lives in towns and therefore think they are superior to everyone else. In towns, this word means something quite different. See most of the other definitions on this page.

Fucking townies driving through our village\! Get a brick.

51. (townie) (8↑, 3↓)
Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see [bunhead]) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.

One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"

52. (townie) (9↑, 4↓)
Life ruiners, scum of the world

Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?" Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons\!" Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"

53. (townie) (8↑, 3↓)
The knobs who not so much as walk down the street, but like to sway, probably coz the size of their brains give them the wrong co-ordinates of which way to walk. They like to go to the skateparks in groups of 10 or more wearing their crappy "Burberry" caps, most of them will be on bikes, so as to make a quick getaway.

What do ya call a townie with half a brain?.....Gifted

54. (Townie) (4↑, 0↓)
American definition: 1. For education institutions located outside of cities, a townie is a person who lives and works near the institution but is not affiliated with the school itself. These people are lowly paid and poorly educated. 2. A person who grew up in towns.

The Simpsons: "stupid townie\!" Homer: "Hey\! It's townies like me that cook your food and clean your bathrooms\!" "If you did the former better, we would use the latter less\!" Homer runs off crying "That's it townie\! Run\! Run back to your town\!"

55. (townie) (10↑, 6↓)
townies are like chavs but wiv a few more human charactoristics....but only a few.

gay gay gay gay gay townie gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

Author: everythingibelievein http://townie.urbanup.com/1638371
56. (townie) (9↑, 5↓)
townies also hate grebs, grungers, and basicaly any one who is not a townie. townies do not understand much even though they think they do. they also try to act hard infront of friends, especialy ones of the opposite sex (boys try to impress girls and vise verse).

male townie "ye im so ard nd tha', no one is eva gunna botha me" female townie automaticaly respects them as they are quite gulible

57. (townie) (9↑, 5↓)
Complete dickheads who think they are the greatest they listen 2 crap r'n'b, rap and all that junk. They will wear horrible bomber jackets, trousers tucked in socks and i tight ponytail or bun 2 show how big thier heads really are

innocent normal kid happens to turn around and faces a townie "oi ya' littl' bich' whayydya fink you lookin' at eh?\!\!? "nuffin i...." "fuckin' answer me back n i'll bash ur fuckin head in\!\! yer man innit"

Author: Townie Slayer http://townie.urbanup.com/971910
58. (Townie) (22↑, 18↓)
A mindless idiot who wears fake burberry products for £5 of the local market and who has poorly dyed blonde hair and who listens to britney spears and 50 cent etc...they wear fake diamond earings and the girls wear bottoms with 'PRINCESS' or 'BABE' written on the back and the men and women wear jackets with an American state on the front such as 'CUBA' or 'BROOKLYN' on the front. They smoke and say 'innit' and swear in every sentence...how pathetic...they pick on goths and punks and grunges because we are different. well it's better to be different than be like one of the rest of them townie bitches/pimps.

Here is my argument i had with 2 townies (a boy and a girl) Townie 1: oi mate, ere's one of them sado goths Me: Ahem Townie 2:HAHA, lets go get da others. then we can kick her in Townie 1: Move a muscle and you're dead biatch They ran off to get their mates and i walked off in to mc donalds to meet my mates. Why tell us not to move then they run off....?\!? Pathetic Wannabes

Author: Gem The Weird One http://townie.urbanup.com/870656
59. (townie) (7↑, 3↓)
There are many definitions and they basically all say the same thing,mine will probably say exactly the same,but here it is... MALE TOWNIE - Head - Baseball cap,these are becoming more and more ridiculouslsy sized and coloured\! Hair...will not be any more that 2mm long, Ears - Usually some type of metal around the ear. Eyes - looking around for trouble...proabably intoxicated by something cheap,or stolen Mouth - S**t,f**k,ya mum,stupid made up words that nobody understands but, if one townie says it...another one says it and before you know it we are all breadbins\! Moving down the body to the neck - cheap..fake..pieces of foil covered chocolate stuck together to make some "bling" or something they picked up from "da'n da markii'" The hoody would most probably fit atleast 5 townies into one, this will be over the head...even if the baseball cap is on\! and if everyone else has their tops off because it is the middle of august. Tracksuit bottoms, in a whole range of colours, the trousers may never ever go past the top of their trainers, otherwise they suddenly become a [grunger] The socks will be either from "da'n da markii'" or from a cheap clothes shop that their mum shops in. Trainers,full stop\! if they are not (apparently) more than £100 they will not be seen dead in them All clothing will be bougth from "da'n da markii'" or stolen and given to them by their dad that never sees them or their older brother (was probably a townie) The female townie...basic really act like a s**g,sound like....well, thats a difficult one to describe...lets just say, if they want to say something...it will be loud and be some form of cockney or extreme-commoness ,the earings...big enough for dolphins to jump through and look [heavy] about the smae clothing as the male townie listens to a sad pathetic excuse for music usually drinking 24/7 cheap cider that they illegally bought in the off license because they say they are 18 when they are really 13 think they can insult everybody, from every race, culture, abilities, success, individuality, etc think you are looking at them all the time, and use this as an excuse to have a fight will have missed most of their secondary education and have never even heard of further education,GCSE's are a waste of their precious hanging around on corner time. will either end up flipping burgers or in prison. females...pregnant before they learn to spell contraception.

what do you say to a townie in a suit.... Will the defendant please stand

60. (townie) (7↑, 3↓)
A boy/ girl who conforms to the stereotypical 'ooh look at me i'm a hardman from brixton' motto.They are narrowminded beyond belief, and believe that anyone who does not conform to popular culture (dresses differently, listens to Real music, not that rap junk or shameless wannabes like avril lavigne) doesn't smoke, or DOES have any ambitions beyond pumping jacks at a gas station or serving burgers at mcdonalds is a threat. A townie tends to target a victim's choice of music, when the truth that that townie music is truly awful, and devoid of any tune or talent whatsoever. To simplify it, rap music is just a bunch of losers with over inflated egos talking about themselves in an infuriating monotone over a beat that repeats itself 50 or so times. They do not have a life and waste their childhood hiding behind an image which they could never hope to acheive. Worst of all they glamourise their supposedly harsh lives, when really they're from the suburbs and part of happily married families. They love being sucked off by their bitches who they treat with no respect or dignity whatsoever, but the bitches don't have any self respect either, and therefore do not care how much cum they swallow. In short a nasty piece of work.

'I've been threatened by townies simply for WALKING in tjheir general direction'

61. (townie) (8↑, 4↓)
A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo: Townie: Eh wot come 'ere Grunger:..... Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box Grunger: i dont have 20p Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad. Grunger: ..... Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got? Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

62. (Townie) (9↑, 5↓)
People who spk lyk dis cos it iz well sound innit...*shudders*. Also many other ways to describe them but can't be bothhhherd

Townie 1: Origggghhhhh Townie 2: Orrriiggghhh Townie 1: Owz u Townie 2: 'righhhht u? ...a few minutes later...(Townies 1 and 2 walk past some poeple who don't dress the ame as them in their matching hoodys and trakky bottoms. The people look at them...) Townie 1: Oi, Youu startinnn'? People look..and reply 'no..why'? Townie 2: YER MUMMM (for no apparent reason

63. (townie) (6↑, 2↓)
A perjorative term of abuse we used to use at Oxford to describe the locals (ie non-students) who were generally viewed by us as dim, poor, unfashionable, dangerous and ugly. Maturity has given me a new perspective, and I appreciate now that actually we were the stupid c**ts.

Townie: Large doner with extra meat Oxford student: Look here old chap, I think you'll find I was here before you Townie: F**k off back home you stupid c**t

64. (townie) (6↑, 2↓)
someone who thinks that they are a [manbeast] when they are actually a [dojo boy]

townies are twats

65. (townie) (3↑, 0↓)
a early form of chav as they dressed the same as [chavs] they [smoked] the same as [chavs] and drunk the same as [chavs] but unlike[chavs]they didnt use bother when [starting] they just sat thier and didnt cause too much bother

i wish townies hadnt evolved into chavs

Author: Dick-slap-dave http://townie.urbanup.com/3046086
66. (Townie) (3↑, 0↓)
(American definition, noun) Derogatory slang term that generally refers to someone who lives locally to a town, usually uttered by someone who does not. The implication is that the outside party is superior to the local populace, who are seen as inferior because of the negative stigma attached to the local environment they live in. Most commonly used in rural college towns, where a large cultural gap exists between the students that attend and the local populace that simply happen to live there. Townie can also be used as an adjective in the expected ways (A bar that is popular with the locals, for example, could be referred to as a "townie bar").

"I had some townie try to start a fight with me at the bar last night. I'm getting sick of these redneck locals..."

67. (Townie) (4↑, 1↓)
Outside the U.K., a word to describe people from a small town. These people frequently have quirks in larger numbers or not shared by people from larger towns and cities.

Jimmy: why's that girl acting so strange. John: She's from a small town. She's a Townie. Jimmy: Oh.

68. (townie) (7↑, 4↓)
To countrymen townies are either chavs or wealthy middleclass folk from big cities and suburbs who relocate to the country in search of more space to pursue their townie life-style. Townies know next to nothing about the country and generally don't attempt to adapt to country ways or acquire a country ethos. They inhabit only large houses - old rectories, farm houses, [barn conversions] and [follies] - and have at least one [4WD]. They surround their house with a stout fence, [Leylandii hedge] and something approaching street lighting as they can't bear the impenetrable darkness or the night sky. They often tire very quickly of the countryside with its noise, mud, smells, unruly vegetation and poor ameneties and relocate to a [country market town], or return to the city whence they came. The main event of the year for a townie living in the countryside is the mid-summer party for which he erects a huge tent, brings in a band which blares out noisy thumpy music all night long to the consternation of wildlife and humans in a radius of 5 miles or so, and which is punctuated by the midnight fireworks display by which means he hopes to establish a pre-eminent social position/pretensions.

The damned townies are buying up all the good property and we locals aren't getting a look in. One townie to another 'what did you think of the fireworks tonight?''Great, but you should get my sort of rocket. Costs more but goes higher' (Unspoken: next time earn a city bonus like mine and you'll be able to afford them)

Author: John Woodland http://townie.urbanup.com/1527388
69. (townie) (10↑, 7↓)
An aging hipster in Athens, Georgia. Stylistically ahead of the curve, these are creative people who were hot 15 years ago, but are unfortunately stuck. Alchoholism and drug addiction is thought to be the primary stumbling block to the success of this otherwise friendly species. There is also the problem of big fish/small pond syndrome. The male townies are responsible for having brought trucker hats and mechanics shirts to the fashion forefront as early as 1990. Most townies are in a band, in a pretend band, or dating someone in a band or pretend band. They wear thrift store clothes and ride bicycles or crappy cars. All in all, they consume very little new goods, making them harmless to the environment. Typical townie occupations consist of working at restaurants, coffee houses, record stores, copy shops, video stores, or the local alternative publication. Ironically, many now wear their blue collar shirts literally, as they approach 40 or 50 and have construction or maintenance careers.

*That bar is so cute on weekends, but steer clear weekdays— it's totally packed with lecherous old townies. *I know what you mean. It's so depressing how much they drink on Mondays\!

Author: Tippi McClure http://townie.urbanup.com/1440449
70. (Townie) (3↑, 0↓)
A townie is a cacka who thinks he/she is 'in' they say completely made-up words like 'mush', 'innit' and 'bruv' they are often incredibly un-intelligent and wear fake burberry or cheap sports jackets and caps. They also tend to wear these caps at almost vertical angles on their heads. Townies are also often completely deaf:

(a townie is walking along in his 'crew' and a group of skaters walk past) Skater1:(shouts) Townie\!\! Townie1: Wha' d'ya call me?? Skater2: He called you a townie duh Townie2: Wha' d'ya call i'm?

71. (townie) (9↑, 6↓)
ahh townies how i do loath them they even invade the country u d think you d be safe on the isle of wight but no its infested this is most noticeable in the ryde area wher there are alot of "dirty goffiks" as we are lovingly knowen as they spend their friday and saturday nights drinking cheap cyder in the ice rink or crappy pubs at the bottom of the high street and the hanging round outside the royal squadron the "batty goffs" pub looking for a fight. I pity them they are goning to grow up as nothing and live sad lives trying to immitate the bratz doll collection and failing misarbly most of the females look like they ve been used to clean a toilet and the boys look like they got dressed in the dark. What is the constant obbsession with starting on alteritives and goths all we do is sit smoke and try 2 learn at school and they r always homophobic what do they have against gays and bis. townies are a disease and there should be a vacination.

my argument with stupid townie slapper: townie:r u a goff? me:no i m jus spectrumly challenged townie:wha?\!?\!? u starting me:no but you have the personality of an apple Townie:(after long time)but... apples dnt hav personalities me:exsactly Townie:stupid dirty goffik and ur a dyke 2 u scab me:yup u gotta a problem townie:(after bout 5 min) shut up (then walks off looking confused)

72. (townie) (7↑, 4↓)
shit eating, ass clowns

boi; wot be up boi boi2;is you dissin me boi, boi3;yo mom

Author: spliff smokin metal head http://townie.urbanup.com/736573
73. (Townie) (5↑, 2↓)
Dumb people who are lame and some and get pi*ssed every weekend

Townies are ghey b*stards and are only hard in numbers.They cant talk either... See also.Ape.Monkey.Cavemen.............

Author: Callum macinnes http://townie.urbanup.com/591251
74. (townie) (4↑, 1↓)
townies buy all their jewellwry from argos and their clothes from the market and jjb. they go around in groups of 30+, hang around outside corner shops and intimidate old people. they wear rockports, reeboks and trackies, usually in a very bright colour. they hav a fag superglued 2 their lips and all reckon they 'is ard innit mush'.

''oi mush, got a fag'' or ''oi u startin?'' if male ''look wot i chavved from superdrug'' or ''oi u startin?'' if female.

75. (Townie) (3↑, 0↓)
Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.

If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.

76. (townie) (3↑, 0↓)
a person (10-19) who goes around thinking they are and i quote "wel ard" starting fights with anyone who is even remotley different but they always lose the fight. they wear stupid adidas/ nike/ burberry hats pulled as tight as they can and placed at a 90 digree angle on there heads.

(townie) ook ah dat ucking gothic kid lets kiwl im

77. (Townie) (5↑, 2↓)
(See Also [ned]) To describe townies as the scum of the earth would be understating the obvious. If you are not sure whether or not you are a townie, you probably are. If you can read this your are probably not. In the case of any conflict, the following rules apply. 1) All Townies believe they are "well 'ard." This is demonstrated in several ways, including offering non-verbal abuse at CCTV cameras, intimidating people when in large groups, and throwing things at passing animals. When questioned a townie never knows why he does these things, but feels that they prove he/she is "well 'ard" 2) A Townie is never actually "well 'ard." Confront one you have seperated from the pack, and the intimidating behavior will stop. On their own they are more scared of you than you are of them. 3) In a fight they attack in packs, and with weapons. This is only in the rare case of a "combat pack" of townies. Most packs will shy away from violence altogether. 4) Though Townies will generally have minimal education, those who have been educated are often taught menial labour, such as carpentry or bricklaying. This is an unfortunate slur on legitimate builders and carpenters, and the majority of townies will spend their life In Mcdonalds or other fast food vocation. Female Townies will invariably be taught in Hair and Beauty care. They do this on the pretence that they aren't following the pack, but are simply doing what all other female townies do. This is again an unfortunate slur on those who choose hairdressing as a legitimate career. 5) Townies smoke. Without exception. 6) Townies will dress in fake burberry, and fake designer goods. All of their clothing is bought for 50p per item from the dodgyest bloke in the local market. The problem of Townies is getting worse. Due to the fact that they begin to breed at 12, and have no concept of birth control, they are becoming uncontrolable in our society. The two options open are to simply ensure our own offspring are never allowed to join the townies, and wait for them to die off of their own accord, or a mass cull.

Townie: "alright mayte\! is this real burberry?" Market trader: "I just love these Townies"

Author: Steven Davenport http://townie.urbanup.com/471123
78. (townie) (9↑, 6↓)
a person who thinks it is 'hard' not to attend school, to say words such as 'safe', 'yea man', 'buff' and other such words. they exist on this earth purly to live off the dole in a council house with nine filthy kids who skip school and do drugs, just as they did. they are everywhere and continue to harrass anyone they feel like by attacking them physically as they dont have the vocabulary to do so verbally.

townie conversation; townie one: wosdat den huh? townie two: new mega bad phone yeah\! townie one: phat maaan\! wherizfro? townie two: nicked dinna? bo\! townie one: badass safe yeah\! so phat\! *they indulge in scary odd handshake consisting of knocking fists together then clapping and shaking hands on the side* townie two: whosat naw? townie one: dunnah, les beat em ya? townie two: ya phat *walk up to random peson on street* townie one: WOSSIT U DOIN HER IS ME AN MY BROS SPOT YA SO MOVIT BEFA I BEAT YA *silence* townie two: YA NOT HER MAAAN? MOVIT\!\!\! OR YA STAR'IN?? RI DAT IT I GONNA WUP YA SILLY NAW MAAN YA\! *they then try to beat the random person and end up in a jail cell with multiple injuries*

Author: :poisonedheart: http://townie.urbanup.com/443767
79. (Townie) (2↑, 0↓)
A native of Boston, but NOT Boston proper. Charlestown, "Chucktown", South Boston and certain parts of Dorchester are townie habitats. Boston is an upper -middle class,International, cosmopolitan city. Townies are working class guys who live in the neighborhood they grew up in. Townies consider themselves to have come from a section of a neighborhood, the West Side of South Boston for instance, rather than from Boston. A lower-class Townie may have grown up in the "bricks", a public housing project. They did not attend college and are usually, although not always, Irish Catholic.

THE DEPARTED, MYSTIC RIVER, SOUTHIE and THE TOWN are films set in Townie Boston. "Where did you go to school"? "Tobin High, I'm a townie\!" "Where are you from?" "Andrew Square." "Where?" "Southie." "WTF is a Chuckie?" "A guy from Charlestown."

Author: postemotional http://townie.urbanup.com/5421453
80. (Townie) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who goes to debate camp, calls others townies when they are the clear townies.

Person 1: Did you hear Ann, the townie, called Samie a townie? Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?

Author: notatownie258 http://townie.urbanup.com/5112776
81. (Townie) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who never leaves their town and eventually raises a family in the same town they were raised in. These people tend to remain in the same social clique for their whole life. They are always living in the past.

Lorie is a townie. She married a boy from high school and they now live in the same town they grew up in.

82. (townie) (4↑, 2↓)
In America, the word townie is generally used to refer to people who are deeply rooted in their home town and have little or no prospects of leaving it even to go on vacation (except perhaps Aruba or the Bahamas). Generally, they don't go to college except perhaps to community college where they take one or two classes a semester. They or their families probably own a small business, perhaps paving or landscaping. Many of them frequent cheap, dirty bars that have nothing but Bud Light on tap. Some may be heard drunkenly babbling about how Arabs are taking the country by means of their ownership of countless gas stations and convenience stores. The word townie is also sometimes used by hipster douchebags to take shots at people over their accent and how they choose to spend their time.

Sacramentan: So what do you do for fun in Massachusetts? Me: Red Sox, poker; I'm a bit of a music- Sacramentan: "Red Sahx"? "Pokah"? What are you, a fucking townie? Me: Actually, I have a real job, I go to college full-time, my dad doesn't have a landscaping company, and I don't plan to live on the Irish Riviera forever. -You shouldn't be so quick to judge people. I didn't call you a pretentious hipster douchebag just because you wear thick-rimmed glasses and listen to indie music on your iPod while you ride your fixie to the coffee shop.- (- -: I wish I had actually said that part)

83. (Townie) (2↑, 0↓)
In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.

Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."

Author: Alligator Fuck Master http://townie.urbanup.com/2860079
84. (townie) (2↑, 0↓)
Male: An idiot who thinks they're better than anyone else, and is talented at cussing people out. (I've had experience. I used to sit next to one in science). Have a strange obsession with the words 'yo momma,' like to hang out behind gas stations, and can't say one sentence without cussing. Also can't stand to get their shiny white shoes dirty, and wash them every day. Female: Blond. Dyed of course. Lots of clumpy mascara, and talk valley girl. Also are obsessed with shoes, although not as much as the males, and will not be seen wearing anything other than American Eagle, South Pole, or Abercrombie and Fitch. + very skimpy clothes. Oh yeah, or Jellies/Ugs (which, by the way are the worst fashion statement known to mankind.) Giggle A LOT. Usually, they find work as cheerleaders. Once in a while, they can be nice but not for long, and still remain the opposite of anything original. Just to summaraize: beware of townies.

townie: Yo-wuzzup, muthafucka? me: Just shut up already\! townie: Yo momma\! me: And that is an insult how exactly?

85. (Townie) (14↑, 12↓)
Townie is a word describing a person of a sub-culture in Great Britain whose lifestyle is based on [fascism], hatred and shallow-mindedness. Most grow out of being mindless during their early to mid-twenties. Townies of both sexes are normally found in groups, loitering around town centres, as well as places that would seem odd to normal people, e.g. the parking lot of a funeral parlour, golf courses, chemists/drug stores. The loitering is a prelude to one of their hobbies which is intimidating normal humans. Unlike decent members of society a townie, or [chav], see people who look different to him or herself, as well things like [culture], [art], [literature], [education] and abiding by the [law], as things to be feared, hated and laughed at. Characteristic behaviour of townies when out in public places includes riding [mopeds]/motor scooters with the baffles removed to create noise, spend a fortune on customizing ridiculous little cars like a Nova or Fiesta (genuine Fiesta and Nova owners excepted as their vehicle is used for transportation and not for posing), playing repetitive bass-heavy music whilst driving said customized cars (the slower the music the better. No self-respecting townie would be seen dead listening to real driving music e.g. Speed by Billy Idol, Sin by Nine Inch Nails), wearing tracksuits and football (US [soccer]) t-shirts with gold jewellery in abundance (no matter how expensive the clothing and accessories, they look cheap and tawdry, looking like they can’t be bothered to dress and co-ordinate their wardrobe. It’s not uncommon to hear townie girls discussing whether they should wear either their pastel pink or baby blue tracksuit to a wedding, restaurant, etc. Townies only attempt to dress up when going to townie nightclubs). Although breeding in, and emanating from, ghettoes and [slum] areas of towns and cities, townies have a complete and illogical hatred of anyone who doesn't look, act and dress like them. This probably stems from their insular nature, rarely going outside of their hometown to explore the rest of the world. Lacking the I.Q. and the up-bringing to even know what manners are, let alone have manners, townies will think nothing of shouting and screaming “[Grebo]\!” or ”[Goffik]\!” (they are unable to pronounce 'th' and instead pronounce it ‘f’ or ‘ff’) along with numerous obscenities at people simply because their victim is a male with long hair, is a girl wearing a completely black ensemble, or wearing a t-shirt with the name of a rock band on. Townies notoriously mispronounce words, dropping t’s and h’s. Thus “Harry” becomes “’Arry” and “Isn’t it” becomes “Innit”. Another popular insult townies love to shout at men with long hair is “Get yer ‘air cut\!” or simply “‘air cut\!” If someone should respond to an insult from a townie, the townies will respond with "Are you startin'?" (Translation - "Are you seeking physical altercation with us?"). This is truly bizarre as by shouting abuse in the first place, the townie was clearly "Startin'". These and other insults are 99% of the time shouted from townies in gangs or from the open window of moving vehicles. A townies' hatred of alternative music fans is similar to a [Nazi], that being if you are not wearing the latest style and have the correct hair length for your gender then you are not one of them and have to be hated. No townie has yet given a sensible, coherent, sane answer as to why they have this hatred of anyone who wants to exercise freedom and dress how they want. The most popular answer a townie will give is 'Because you got long 'air, innit\!' Townies are brave when in groups. Townies as young as nine years old have no problem swearing at and verbally abusing people 3 or even 4 times older than themselves. However, on their own a single townie will walk quickly past that very same person they attacked with their head bowed, falsely believing that everyone is as mindless and evil as they are and will gang up on them in retaliation. Goths and other alternates are mostly well educated and polite, yet another reason townies probably hate them; townies live in fear and dread of manners and education. A townies hatred of Alternates is a primitive fear, bordering on an animals’ attack instinct to something it fears, .i.e “I am a dog, you scare me, I eat you”. Townies notoriously avoid school and education in favour roaming the streets in packs like wild dogs, preying on innocent people and attacking anyone not dressed like a townie. The older generations of people in the UK are under the impression that these “clean, nicely-dressed youngsters” are the cream of society. Goths, punks, metal-heads, etc., however, are horrified to see a new generation of fascism whose ideals of [totalitarianism] and hatred of all people who dress and look different from themselves hasn't been seen since the likes of Adolf [Hitler]. Alternates are seen as fair game. Even a pregnant mother was beaten up just for wearing black lace clothes and black lipstick. Townies will think nothing of verbally and physically attacking females as well as males, following them and calling them names, trying to trip them up and even going as far as slapping and punching, calling said Goth girl a prostitute, among other insults. This is a paradox as female townies dress like prostitutes from 70’s/80’s cop shows when they go out at weekends or to go shopping. Culture-wise, townies avoid books. Reading consists of magazines (make up and latest fashion for females, cars and music sound systems for males). As far as films go, anything too intelligent (e.g. The Da Vinci Code, Bladerunner, Dune, The Shawshank Redemption) is “crap” in their eyes. The best example of this is Sin City; townies say “It’s shit, innit\!” because it’s black and white. PLEASE NOTE – human fans of the following films should not be insulted, as they are seen as [chewing gum for the brain] by normal people but riveting by townies. Good films for townies are Romeo Must Die, The Fat Slags, Jason Vs. Freddy, etc. Music with too many lyrics is avoided, and anything that involves the artist/band knowing how to play instruments like drums and guitars is despised. Good townie music is anything repetitious with low lyric content. A typical day for a townie is: wake up, smoke a [spliff], avoid school (if of a school-attending age), wander aimlessly around town, shout abuse at anyone who isn't wearing the correct New [Nazi] uniform (tracksuit or designer jeans and shirt/t-shirt. NO long hair if male), vandalize public and/or private property, buy cheap cider/vodka and cigarettes or get someone to buy for them if the townies are too young to be served, breed (no matter what age they are), smoke a [spliff], sleep. It is a growing concern amongst the intelligent members of society that townies could end up making the UK as a whole a slum, their bad attitude and fascism making the country unpopular with normal humans, domestic and foreign. Fortunately, townies are rarely seen giving abuse in large cities due to the cosmopolitan nature of such metropolises. You’d never hear a townie shout “Grebo\!” in Camden Town, London, England. Townies are brave enough to shout insults at alternates in the streets, but would never have the courage to do so in a bar/nightclub frequented by alternates, e.g. Rock City in Nottingham, England. In the original version of Dawn Of The Dead (1978), on the DVD commentary the make up artist/special effects expert tried describing [Red Neck]s to the British audience and said 'I don't think Britain has a class of people that low\!' Unfortunately, it does... Townies hate Goths, punks, etc. because they look different to townies. Alternates hate townies because townies are [fascist] [Nazis] and believe that everyone should be allowed to live their lives without fearing attack...just for wearing black.

"My sister's boyfriend was attacked and beaten by townies because he has long hair." "Tonight's gonna be great, innit\! Get drunk, go to the club, start a fight..." "Let's smash the windows on the bus shelter\!" "Why did I smash up that phone booth? Coz I was bored, innit\!" "Why shouldn' I throw stones at that bitch? She's a goff\!"

86. (townie) (6↑, 4↓)
in america a townie is a girl/boy,man/woman who grew up in and lives in a town/city that has a usually large transient population of prep school/college students (or any transient population.) boston, a big city, has alot of townies, but also a large population of college students, most of whom come from small middle-class and upper-middle-class suburban towns accross america.many of these students are ignorant of urban/big city life and draw the wrong conclusions about townies and from what they've seen in the movies and on tv.

jimmy is a townie from boston. he attends college, but commutes to school and works part-time. jimmy has a strong boston (city) accent which is quite distinctive by middle-america standards. he frequently has to repeat himself when speaking with people from oklahoma and nebraska. it's tacitly understood that a boston (or new york) accent is low-brow and it would be best if he learned to lose it and speak "normal" like he's from greenwich, connecticut. josh is from suburban washington dc. his natural habitat is sitting in a suv with tinted windows in a fast food drive-thru. when he came of age he had to leave his suburban town to attend college/university. he was taught to believe 99% of kids from "the city" are black and/or hispanic and he has a difficult time relating to a white townie like jimmy who's white like him but talks and acts different, i.e. josh is soft spoken while jimmy sounds and acts more rough. guys like josh are particually uncomfortable around so-called working-class blue collar guys like ups/fedex drivers,mailmen,firemen,etc.;

Author: felix the cat http://townie.urbanup.com/1679883
87. (townie) (4↑, 2↓)
The guy who screams "YOU CAN DO IT" in the adam sandler movies.

Townie: YOU CAN DO IT NICKY\! KICK HIM IN HIS HAIRY BALLS\!

88. (townie) (6↑, 4↓)
commern scum... enough said

hangs round throwing lil stones at elderly (example of what ive heard and seen)

89. (townie) (6↑, 4↓)
A word to describe [locals] who do not attend the [school] but [hang out] on [campus] to appear as if they do.

There was a [bumrush] of townies at the [kegger] last night.

Author: Phrenesicko Decapitate http://townie.urbanup.com/1279210
90. (townie) (4↑, 2↓)
a permanent(nonstudent) resident of a college town

Some townie was rambling about the parties held by students of the university being too loud.

91. (Townie) (3↑, 1↓)
Townies are the reason that you fail your Driveing test, breack your finger, loose your phone. They are a bunch of mindless Zombies looking for a fight evin if u ask them for the time. when i find the 1 who mugged my little brother i'll show him wot its like to have a "Ruck" at a ratio of 10:2. Befor you die theres 1 thing you should try "Townie Bashing" go on, c how they like it.

townie: "Yo, Bruv, inni' u go' a fukin siggi ? " normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak" townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya \! " normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....." *smash**CruncH*"\@\#%$\!\!\!" Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.

Author: Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING http://townie.urbanup.com/1104929
92. (townie) (3↑, 1↓)
if you can remember a time before the word [chav] became '[cool]' and '[hip]' for the BBC and other middle class/aged establishments to use, you may remember a time when a townie ruled the working class streets. they are rude aggressive utterly unable to string a fully pronounced sentance together wearing fake desinger clothing (ie FCUK/BURBERRY) they hate [moshers] when i say moshers though, i should clarify, the usual interpritation of a mosher is morbid, industrial loving grease monkeys who worship the devil and hang around gravestones. ok you may think im being a bit stereotypical, but this is what everyone thinks we are in the end\! whereas a townies interpritation is anyone who wears black listrens to music with a guitar in it stands up for what they believe in has an identity. in short i hate townies because they are narrow minded and stereotypical. but then again i am judging a group of people before i know them so im just as bad but dont wear fakes or steal/ intimidate.

'fuckin hell you fuckin mosher im gonna fuckin breaaak ur fuckin norse' 'but why mrs townie?' 'cuz im arrrrrrrrdddddd' thwak

93. (Townie) (7↑, 5↓)
Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.

Went into Mcdonalds last week... Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there. Me: Yeah, that's why your out here\! I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.

94. (townie) (3↑, 1↓)
entry \#239 has illustrated perfectly why "townies" are considered ignorant and abusive. well done in making such a postive case for your sub-culture. I just hope that you will offer better arguments as a lawyer than you have on here.

and one last thing. admitting to buying that amount of drugs is not a good thing on a public forum.

Author: someone who has a job http://townie.urbanup.com/831496
95. (townie) (6↑, 4↓)
Pronunced: Scum *sigh* ....this word just fills me with anger...because townies really are the scum of the universe. I'm not even going to bother trying to describe them, there's plenty of totally spot-on definitions of them on here. Basically anyone that hates them with the passion that i do, you have my respect and total support in the killing of all townies and (God forbid) scallies *shudder* some townies are ok mind, but more often than not the 'nice' townies are just the most annoying creature you have come across, usually the cronies that follow around the pure evil townies that need to be shot.

There is no example i could give that wouldn't start me on a two hour rant about how much i hate townies...I HATE THEM

Author: Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds http://townie.urbanup.com/816429
96. (townie) (4↑, 2↓)
The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.

Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.

Author: BadLieutenant http://townie.urbanup.com/786625
97. (townie) (5↑, 3↓)
Definition:Crappo the word townie usually describes a person who has utter shit for brains, no individuality, intelligence or money, who thinks that he/she is 'hard' because he/she has probably started smoking and drinking at age 5. individuals such as these can most often seen to be wearing(girls)crappy cheap tracksuit bottoms(brown, baby blue, pink)and matching coloured top/jacket , often with the words 'babe' 'superstar' 'sexy' or the name of a town that the individual has probably never heard of in their lives, whilst boys often wear either jeans and sport tops or similar looking tracksuit bottoms with horrible puffy jackets and will normally be seen smoking or drinking or generally 'looking hard'. Girls will also have on ridiculous amounts of badly put on make up, usually blue eyeshadow and pink sparkly lip gloss.Hoop earrings are common as well. These people listen to music such as blazin squad and usher, totall bollocks if ever there was, and go 'clubbing' in big groups, or herds once a week, wherupon they most likely set out to go clubbing, get thrown out after abput 5 minutes and wander around town after dark, smoking, after which they will tell all their mates 'yeah, we had wicked shit at deniros, we was all blinged up' which translates as 'we had great fun at deniros, everyone looked great'. people like this often have a great hatred for anyone who is not as crap as them, for example goths, grebs, skaters, punks etc. and are often violent towards these parties, managing to fit the word fuck into practically every sentence.

'christ your a mingin' fuckin' greb man,yoo startin' on me, yeah, yoo startin'?'

98. (townie) (5↑, 3↓)
townies (and tramps) are responsible for keeping the white lightning cider company in buisness. townettes (female townies)were born to breed and are very popular when their arse turns purple signifying that they are in season. A confrontation with a townie will involve them repeatedly saying "c'mon then" while walking quickly (usualy backwards) away from you. one step in their direction will result in them s**tting them selves and making a run for it. Townies will afiliate themselves with the nearest large city and thierfore in my home town of Crewe they are all desperate to be Mancunians and can often be heard using phrases like "sorted" and "mad fo it". look for the one who has'nt quite got the hang of the accent yet, you will piss yourself laughing. townie uniform in Crewe is, baseball cap, puffer jacket, blue tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe and poppers down the side (townie pants)bizarely worn with the legs tucked into thier socks and white adidas classic trainers. they can be found outside shops or on street corners, somtimes huddled around a twatted up B reg vaxhall nova. it would be funny if they were not going to spend the rest of their lives living off our taxes.

usually called baza, daza, wayne or kevin. maximum wheight 7 stone piss wet through job prospects nil

99. (Townie) (9↑, 7↓)
what a townie is 1) a person who wears "rockports" or "nike air trainers" 2)coats-henri Lloyd,GILL,rockport 3) a cap that hangs half of there head 4)or, bleach blonde hair gelled to there head 4) go's around beating ppl up 4 no aperent reason 5)talks like "buzzin" "dont chat" "nugget" 6)they dislike ppl wearing any black clothing 7)they also dislike ppl not listing to hardcore dance or "blazin squad" 8)tonnes of think gold sorerigns, or big loopy earings 9)trackys that are tucked in the socks 10)they dislike ppl who dont smoke 11) they dislike ppl who are ther own individual In conclusion townies are aload of pricks who really all should be shot dead.

ur walkin down a street and a townie go's "sweaty mosher" or "mosh mosh get a wash" or "f**kin goth ill knock u out" and takes a drag of his/her cig.

100. (townie) (2↑, 0↓)
British term. People (though i prefer to refer to them as 'things' or 'it') also known as 'neds', 'rudeboys' and/or 'ruders', depending on where they are located in the country. You will usually find them 'hanging out'or 'chillin' in parks, town centres (as the name suggests), or huddled in little golf GTIs (small cars) with the speakers turned up loud enough for everyone to hear their 'blingin tunes' which predominantly consist of Blazin squad, So solid crew, and other so called 'music' performed by either black rappers (which most townies insist they are) or equally retarded townie type people. the only difference between the townies performing the music and the townies listening to the music is that the performers have a job that doesnt involve flipping burgers or spitting in boxes of onion rings. townies like their cars because it means they can hurl abuse at passers by without fear of getting beaten up, as most townies are cowards and only decide to fight people when they are with all their 'homies'. The people townies usually pick on are.. well, everyone else; townies are usually identified by a combination of thier style of clothing (if u can call it style) and their lary, rude and abusive attitude, however as the majority of people townies choose to yell at/beat up are generally nicer personality-wise, these people are categorized by townies into groups based soley on their items of clothing e.g goths, greebs, moshers, skaters, anyone who refuses to dress and act the way they do. Regardless of the amount of people townies choose to hate, they make little effort, or are incapable of, coming up with decent insults. Their random abusive yells usually consist of 'f*ing goth' 'f*ing greeb' or simply 'skater\!\!' or 'big trousers\!' If you pass some townies in the street, be prepared for a laugh, they WILL yell something at u, thats all they ever do, don't bother letting it get to u.. take comfort in the knowledge that in 20 years they'll be living in the same town, except in their own council house buying large nappy supplies with dole money.

blazin squad are propa hectic man init\! Can i get a rewind??

101. (townie) (4↑, 2↓)
If you, like me, are lucky enough to live near Middlesbrough you will see more than your fair share of townies: Hopelessly retarded scumbags who, if male, will wear an almost horizonal baseball cap (usually tartan), either some sort of tracksuit top or a Reebok sweatshirt, with Adidas, Reebok, Nike etc. tracksuit bottoms tucked into a pair of scruffy football socks and topped off with a pair of scuffed Ellesse/Adidas/Lacoste trainers. They will be found riding their bikes through the middle of town with about 5 of their mates, listening to "happy hardcore" and/or garage music ;/;/ or sat outside the off license in gangs of ten or more waiting for "our brova" to come out with their bottle of cider. Female townies indulge in similar activities but rather than sporting a (most likely stolen) bike, will have a pram with their bastard child in it. You can recognise them by the incredibly tight ponytails, too much make up and combo of Kappa tracksuit top and leggings/shell suit bottoms, along with their constant cries (and this counts for males as well) of "ere youuu\!" Other activities they enjoy are: being knobheads, giving people a hard time for NO reason, calling people moshers because they wear baggy jeans, making normal, respectable people's lives less fun, burning things, stealing things and generally making the world a worse place. Judging by the amount of negative comments on this site it appears that NO-ONE likes them and they would probably all just be better off dead. I hate them, their very existence makes me unhappy, although at least I am safe in the knowledge that I aren't one :).

"fu'in' swear down mee\!\! Propa gay you, swear down\!\!"

102. (Townie) (3↑, 1↓)
The origanal definition of "townie" was somebody who lived in a town and didnt understand vilage life. In this modern day and age a townie is sombody who swears compulsivly, wears burberry and lots of sports lables. A female townie wears: lots of foundation, burbaerry scarf, addidas trainers. A male townie wears: burberry hat, addidas trainers. One word for anybody who thinks of becoming a townie (and please dont, there are enough of them in this word already) its all about the BLING\! And by this i mean sovereigns and very big gold chains. You will have to listen to crap like 50 cent and Beyonce. You must smoke and lose your virginity at about 9.

to be a townie=to be townyish

103. (townie) (4↑, 2↓)
townies are people who who gain so-called friends by acting like arse holes. but skaters (like me) gain respect by being nice... townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways: 1) virmin 2) have a bird brain 3) move around in swarms 4) very unintellegent 5) scavangers townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard' lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her. summary: townies- shoot-to-kill

townie: he-he-he your gay he-he-he (gay laugh) skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe townie: your mums a arsewipe skater:erm your not funny

104. (Townie) (2↑, 0↓)
A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)\! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others\!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit\!"

105. (townie) (7↑, 5↓)
the little shits that puts the english culture to shame (even though, our culture would still is full of bullshit without them, but hey, thats what happens when the left wing is so far left its pratically fucking right...)

you stupid little dick heads, cant you see your digging your own grave. You go on about us being middle class knobs, and "what du yu no u chat shit." i would advise firstly if you want to be taken seriously, expand your vocabulary to more than just "fu*koff" and "c***", and secondly, when trying to put across your not-even-considered-view on your crappy little "cultured" manners, you use grammer. oh, wait, you were probally truenting that english lesson...

Author: sweetpeabrain http://townie.urbanup.com/423432
106. (townie) (6↑, 4↓)
in babylon, someone who goes into town frequently, walks around, drinks, smokes, etc.

person1: where are the townies tonight? person2: since they put cameras in the dugouts, probably at the dumps.

107. (townie) (5↑, 3↓)
The stereo typical 'townie' is more than likely going to be exactly like the first statement. The townie that is a townie because he/she lives in a town centre should not be stereotyped. These people are mostly people living off benifits and their children ofter grown up to be sucessful.

A fucked up Townie shagged a lass of the ages 6.

Author: Matthew Bonner http://townie.urbanup.com/267471
108. (Townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who never leaves the town/city they were born in. Generally townies: 1) Live in the town/city their whole life 2) Have the same friends from the local high school they attended and root for the high school sports 3) Doesn't leave the town for college 4) Marries another townie who together have children who attend the same schools they did and become townies 5) Think there is no better place to live besides their town 6) Attend high school parties well into their twenties

Kid 1: Hey look its that guy who's always hammered and at the football games. Kid 2: Oh ya, hes been friends with my parents since high school. He's a complete townie.

109. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Generally people living in South Mumbai (Bombay) are addressed by this term. From a geographical perspective this is south of dadar. Townies are supposed to be generally well off compared to other Mumbai-ites and have better educational qualifications than the rest of the city residents. They are also known for their affinity to western culture, affluent lifestyle & fake american accents.

It will be very difficult to date her, she is a townie\!

110. (Townie) (1↑, 0↓)
A term used by locals in New England towns to distinguish themselves from the hordes of tourists who flood their towns every summer. Townies are not necessarily natives, just the working class citizens of a New England tourist town. Unlike Townies in a college town, Townies in a tourist town hold the term in high regard.

We hang out at Geno's because it's a townie bar. Townie's avoid the Old Port (Portland Maine) in the summer because of all the inlanders and Mass-holes are always asking for directions.

111. (Townie) (1↑, 0↓)
a lazy inhabitant of any campus town or any city who engages in activities involving chocolate-milk, shower-crowding, pretzel tying, being an all around idiot, and sucking syrup.

That guy is being a real townie idiot. What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?

112. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
(n.) Someone who grew up in a college town, as opposed to a transplant who came there for college. Originated in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois. The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.

jack: "Hey, where you from?" jill: "Here. I'm a townie."

113. (townie) (4↑, 3↓)
Townies are scum\! No, seriously for one moment. A typical townie will be in their teens, ranging from Mini Townies in their child sized tracksuits, to adults who should god damn know better. They tend to wear the brand name Ecko, which isn't spelt correctly because townies don't own a dictionary. This tracksuit comes in a range of colors including white, blue and grey. Or, if you don't want to splash out a quick trip to the market will help some poor stall owner offload a load of pink velour trousers he has had stored in the back of his van for two years. These must be emblazened with the word "Biatch" across the arse in sequins, which due to the shitty quality will all drop off within ten minutes. the females of the species must have a Belly button barmade out of the finest plastic and purchased from Claires accessories, which will no doubt cause their stomach to turn septic. They must have their hair GLUED to their head, because god forbid a bit of hair might fall loose, ruining their greasy stuck down look. Of course though, they have to tie their hair back to hide the three inch dark roots that are protruding from their peroxide blonde hair. The guys will have their hair cleverly spiked using so much gel that it's a great wonder they aren't bald, and will don a nice, big, diamonte earring, purchased for £3 from argos. The male and female tend to stick together as love interests to avoid having a baby in the future that may turn out anywhere near individual. Unfortunatly for us, the furutr is very near, because it's the latest accessory to have a baby. The baby will no doubt have some monstrosity of a name such as Corgette, or to the like, because the parents want their child to have a name thats "different". They never considered however, that this child will be haunted by that choice all their life. Not to mention the fact the baby is going to have seven bells of shit kicked from them because all their clothes come from Oxfam as their teenage parents are frittering away their money on ciggarettes. The final way though, to spot a townie, is the attitude. THE THINK THEY RULE. They look down on anyone with even an ounce of intelligence, and they think they can talk to anyone like shit. Well sorry Mr. Townie, that won't wash with me.

Townie: Whatcha Lukin at ya minga Normal Human: Sorry? T: SHUT UP B4 I GET MA CREW ONTA YA N: I beg your pardon T: FUCK YO MAMA

114. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
A townie is a scumbag\!In other words there should be banned or even killed.There think that terroising people who aren't a townie is "well ard".Normally a female townie will wear some "well class trakkiez" or some tight jeanz wiv PRINCESS OR BABE on the rear end of them.There will wear large gold hooped earings which obviously aren't real gold and a massive gold clown.They will also have their face covered in cheap foundation normally purchased from "da wkd poundy" and blue eyeshadow n mascara. Male townies:Will ave der 1 ear pierced which there boast there done thereselves.Will wear bowt "20 pure sovvyz". Der will wear sum "top class trakkiez" n a burberry cap which iz facing da sky\!\!\!

Origh m8? Oright? luk at ma well wkd pure sovvyz gt em 2day from h.samuel oh..aye..der safe dem r bruv

115. (Townie) (1↑, 0↓)
A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons. Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him. Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world. They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl. Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed. Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.

Go to any Weatherspoon's pub and you'll see them there. Huddersfield is full of them\!

116. (townie) (4↑, 3↓)
Townies are ppl who rekon they're 'ard. They usualy are from the working class and live on councal estates. Townies have a different language from english, goodness knows what they mean. I doubt evan if they know what they're talking about. lol. Townies love to resort to vuiolence, yet are very scared of getting hurt(typical)They hate grungers, such as myself, and will started a fight on seeing one, or at least take the mick.

townie1: I love smokin' townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical. townie1: It su'pose 'oo be. townie2: Why r u tal'in funny? townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical. townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger *-grunger enters* townie1: Haha grunger\! Kirt Cobains dead *grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color* grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies\!

Author: Martin-Converting as many to grunge http://townie.urbanup.com/904549
117. (townie) (4↑, 3↓)
Normally some dumbass school dropout who spends their time in town centres stealing 'cos it cool mate innit?' normally to sell the stuff on to get some money to buy cider.Townies hate any1 who is not exactly like them and doesnt follow their every move... )ie. punks, goths, grungers, trendies ect) Townies are normally always looking for a fight and even a slight glance will set them off. but only if theyre armed with atleast 6 friends. this can be rather amusing at times. no matter how much money they have they wil still dress like tramps in unmatching jogging bottoms.

an everyday townie argument. townie- oi you...wat ya fukin looking at. innit normal person- what? u fucking startin int ya? innit. normal person- no innit mate. im gunna fucking sort u out. innit... just lemme go get my mates and ill beat ya up. innit. normal person. oh fuck off i cant understand you, learn how to speak.

118. (townie) (5↑, 4↓)
townies are the kind of people that wear track suits that look rediclious. they go round the street starting fights with people they've never seen before over a cig, sad bastads. they have nothing to do with there free time so they beat people up for amusement its stupid. the reason they do this is because there mother is probberly about 26, an alacholic and probberly addicted to some drugs. these kind of people have not been brought up well and will never be diffrent\!

i got out of welly club and after a wile about 20 townies came n me n my friend got beat up. how can people get amusement out of beating sumone up and see them cry?

119. (townie) (10↑, 9↓)
1. A person aged 18-27 who lives in the same city or town in which he grew up. 2. One who attends college in his hometown. 3. A person aged 10-26 who was born and raised in an American "college town" and continues to reside there. Usually has some resentment toward the college's students, especially if the college is pretigious and/or expensive.

Numero Uno has townie deliveryboys. Saxon got in a fight with some townies outside the community dive bar.

120. (townie) (3↑, 2↓)
a townie is a person who will "fuckin' 'ave ya" if you make eye contact for more then 1 second. Will either listen to drum 'n' bass or garage and not give other music a second thought. Will travel in, smallest to largest, pair, gang, posse and massive. Could also be known as a chav or a mush. Normally hang around on street corners or outside one stop, asking 16+ to buy them fags.

Townie: oi, dickhead, are you startin? Human being: no, i'm just walking past you. Townie: wotever, yo' mums a slag, lets get'im. (proceed to "'ave" person and leggit when a car drives nearby)

121. (townie) (4↑, 3↓)
A purpose built bicycle for the around-town-commuter. A "sweet townie" would have lights, racks, bell, bags, lock, fenders, etc. Most townies are a mix of function and fun. Often having many purely stylish additions as well.

"Her townie has flames on the fenders and the leather saddle." "My townie has a 'hoola-girl' on the handlebars."

122. (townie) (4↑, 3↓)
someone who wears fake designer sports labels, fake burberry or mackenzie hoodies (cuz it looks like its got graffiti on it), caps with the peak at the same angle as everyone else, wear fake gold bling and steal chocolate milkshakes from the local corner shop. knows about 10 words including 'innit' and 'orrite' so communication is tricky. if male, he likes to ride a bike designed for a child 10 years younger than him, with added trick bars which he never uses. If a girl, she will wear lots of cheap burberry perfume and makeup and hair that has been gelled or sprayed back, and will have HUGE fake gold earrings. Townies are not to be confused with [wanksta]s, who are people who try to act like gangstas and listen to 2pac and 50 cent.

Townie: 'orrite bruv, i just jacked some chocola' milkshake from dat corner shop innit, da geeza is gonna be well miffed now, dat is the fif' milkshake i jacked this week innit.' Townie: 'innit bruv, im gonna go rape sum fuckin 5 year old, la'ers.'

123. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Like a pikey (2), just usually without the stealing, and a tiny bit more intelligence.

How many townies does it take to change a lightbulb? 5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit\!"

124. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Having managed to elude the evolutionary process and remain relatively neanderthal throughout the years, the townie has finally plucked up the courage to expose itself to society. The subsequent confusion that they experience in relation to other more intelligent life forms results in the formation of tribes, each with their own *cough* unique identity. It is unsure at which stage the townie started wearing the so called 'shell suit', but the trend has remained ever since - possibly due to the insecurities surrounding 'individual identity'. Although practically indistinguishable, the numerous tribes lend their names to cunning little acronyms such as 'ATL' (against/above the law) amongst others. A common behavioural attribute of the townie is vandalism, the mindless destruction of (amongst others) bins, windows, doors, railings and other articles upon which society 'relies'. Unfortunately for the townie, who strays no further than McDonald's or the local chippy, most of these vandalised items belong to the commune in which they live. The townie asserts it's territory by writing on surfaces with cheap permanent marker (the more colours the better), much like a cat pissing up a wall. If encountered look away,eye contact will only provoke the situation, such is the results of these primeval instincts they still cling to.

"What do you call a townie in a filing cabinet?" "Sorted"

125. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
aka scally (in Manchester). Don't ya just love 'em? Err let's see... someone who hates anyone that looks slightly different, is smart and doesn't repeat what you've just insulted them with because they can't think of anything remotely witty. Also they think it's big and clever to act hard in front of their friends... until you beat the crap out of them. I really can't get enough of scallies, they're so much fun : )

*scally stands in front of me on the stairs giggling like a school girl and shouting his mates while pointing at me ... scally gets thrown down the stairs and never comes near me/looks me in the eye again*

126. (townie) (2↑, 1↓)
A person that thinks unprovoked attacks on "goffs and dirty gwebs" makes them cool. Someone that thinks schreaching loudly while trying to bring the front wheel of his (stolen) bike down on a dogs back, causing the dog to run, terrified, onto a road infront of a car, just because the dog is owned by a "dirty bag of greb s**t" is funny. Someone who pretends they're "well ard" by laughing nervously while running away when an angry "goff" girl tells them they'll be getting the vet bill. Someone who thinks beating up girls makes them "well 'ard". Someone who thinks everyone else needs and wants fashion tips. Someone who mistakenly thinks that they are and should be respected by all. In short: A d**kh**d.

What a stupid thing to do\! Well it was a townie...

127. (Townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Usually goes arround asking for fights. Ususally types like this 'BIg uP To Me m8s iN DuRhAm' Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary. They can never be open minded people. Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.

"Ear ya gay [bogger]" "Go cut ya hair ya fucking smelly daft gay little [boggas]"

128. (Townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass

normal person:Townies suck dick Townie:Thats not funny i am telling my mum

Author: Townie yhater http://townie.urbanup.com/597826
129. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
complete losers who hang around on street corners(as opposed to the middle or a cul-de-sac) because they are so mentally challenged they like to poke their heads round and play peekaboo

townie 1:peekaboo\! townie 2:agh\!wha' the fuck you doin' man

130. (townie) (2↑, 1↓)
da mindless twats who beat up my friends on a friday night and try 2 nick thier phones then are shocked that we call the police with the phones they failed to get. Though i must admit not all townies r like this, just the ones who stick in your brain, or a boot in your brin in my friends case, 3 hours in hospital

bunch of townies beating people up around him) Townie: Wheres your phone? My Friend: In my pocket (punches guy in face and helps everyone else)

131. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
a towniw is a person who tucks there le coq sportif or other sportwear brand tracksuit bottoms into there socks n wears a polo t shirt usually a very poor brand and a burbery cap at a ridiculous angle. They often start fights with people for no reason because they are sch hard bastards that they can do so. However, if they dsont have there crew they are often beaten up cos they simply try to pysh you over iwth there wrist by hitting your shoulder ali g style. Can be found on veery single mcdonalds in existance in england, outside Jacksons(in Hull) and ask to borrow 20 p to buy some pot. They also ask you to give them skins for a joint whilst you are sat on a bus and when you refuse verbally abuse you in a "intimadating fashion".if you look at them they consider it an insult n will try n knife you, spurded on by there cronies n pregnant girlfriend.A wanker.

an example of one is all included above

Author: dirty rock star http://townie.urbanup.com/548351
132. (townie) (4↑, 3↓)
Someone who cannot make up their own mind. Big townies are controlled by little townies (who usually have squeaky voices). Usually follow in a large herd, preying on innocent people (anyone who is not a townie). Use words that no one has heard of, or use simple words because they cannot read or write for themselves.

Little Townie: Oh no boys, smack him big townie Big Townie: Yes sir

Author: Whitemansafro http://townie.urbanup.com/544655
133. (townie) (3↑, 2↓)
Fucking annoying gits that Swindon is full of. Can't say one sentence without using at least 1 form of obscenity, kinda like the Osborne's but much more pathetic. Most annoying is the stupid Cockney accents they all seem to put on - argh\! You find yourself wanting to punch them frequently and you only gotta look at them to know what they're like. Most of them do have kids by the time their 15 and the dads have always pissed off somewhere. Swindon has a real high teen pregnancy rate, I wonder why...

Townies - Kill em all I say

Author: purple_horizon http://townie.urbanup.com/531828
134. (Townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S\!\!\!\!\!

Townie: "im well 'ard" Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason" Townie "U STARTIN'???" ME: "rrrrrright"

Author: Drummer Johnny 3000 http://townie.urbanup.com/510523
135. (townie) (2↑, 1↓)
a big retard who smokes and is pregnant(if girl) by 13.scum.nobjockey.

well ard\! ding\!

136. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
Like to laugh at other peoples miss fortunes, e.g tripping over a crub, stumbling in the slightest, and so on and so forth. Like to be seen in large crowds of people, all wearing the same dirty nike trainers and tracksuit outfits. Some of the tallented ones MAY be able to string two words together that have further meaning than 'fuck off' and might be able to come out with somthing more intelegent to say than to start talking about some ones mother, who the USUALLY will not have even met.

Townie: 'OH go suck ya mom\!'

137. (townie) (1↑, 0↓)
The opposite to a rocker. They wear all sports clothes and shell suits\!\! They think it's cool to smoke and take drugs and think they're all hard\! They deliberately don't try hard in school so they can get chucked out and they always have fights.

Loads of them that seem to be multiplying in my school\!

138. (Townie) (0↑, 0↓)
Adj. can be used as a noun. Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies. word originates in rural southern Illinois.

(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk cows?" (non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."

139. (Townie) (0↑, 0↓)
People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention

Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about" Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"

140. (Townie) (0↑, 0↓)
a club sandwich.

I went to The Diner and ordered a [Townie] last night. It was tasty.

Author: beenaroundtown http://townie.urbanup.com/4500819
141. (townie) (0↑, 0↓)
were i come from a townie is someone from "town" and has a habit of saying things like payned for pound or tane for town in other places it is usually the same thing as a [chav] townies usually have strange names shortend into 4 letters if you are not a townie you are considered a wastman to them

townie 1:yo wassgoinon sajj townie 2:nuffin u knows i iz chillin wiv rakz in tayn

Author: cheesefaced123 http://townie.urbanup.com/3411220
142. (townie) (1↑, 1↓)
In America: A person who lives in town (as opposed to the suburbs or a ghetto on the outskirts of town) Usually it is used in a derogatory manner, but sometimes it is purely descriptive.

person 1: Where does Jerry live? Person 2: Oh, he's a townie.

Author: Bob Dole Bob Dole http://townie.urbanup.com/2905575
143. (Townie) (0↑, 0↓)
Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.

Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie\!

144. (townie) (3↑, 3↓)
what most people have covered + they have to go get there bres on you if they get into trouble.

grunger/skater/normal:(walks past a townie) townie: waort uuuu looookin aaat puuuuuuseeee g/t/n: nothing you fuckin chav townie: wart uuuu ganna doo ill git maa bruvas on uuuuu townies mates (as theyd never say this alone) ohhhhhhhhhhh\! g/t/n: okay then (sacasticaly, then walks a way smikin while bres shout pussy after them

145. (Townie) (3↑, 3↓)
A townie is a term used by [Creekers]to describe people who were raised in a town. [Townies] care what they wear and are all about the fashion [Townies] have low-morals, are jerks, and treat women with no respect.

Glen:Lets go into Town Creeker:I hate [townies] though\! Glen:good point... but we should go to 7-11 Creeker:Ok, Deal\!

146. (townie) (3↑, 3↓)
Along with Chav, the English definition for a [ned]. Townies have spread from Scotland to England and outlying countries in the past years. What I can say to that is this: "Oh dear me."

"Ya pure dafty, man\! Ah'll git ma cousin's brother tae dae ya\!

147. (townie) (2↑, 2↓)
The name of a really great urban commuter bike made by Electra. I don't know if the seats come in burberry but there are lots of ways to accessorize.

I ride to work on a townie, and thus save gas and cut down on pollution.

148. (townie) (2↑, 2↓)
Townies are commonly referred to in the same light as Chavs. This is of course completely wrong. Townies dress up in quite smart clothes, take care of their appearance and generally are alright people. They don't hang around in massive groups on street corners making people afraid to go out. They can be intelligent, and have no qualms with other intelligent people. They should never be compared with a Chav who wears cheap sportswear, Burberry clothing, baseball caps, tucks their trousers into their trainers, have a gormless look on their face all the time and are literally the lowest form of human life. This common misconseption should be crushed.

That townie looks nothing like a chav\!

149. (townie) (7↑, 7↓)
Someone who lives in Keene and comes to the dorms of the Keene State College campus and feeds off of the rich college students. ...is a nice person overall and will stay by your side through everything in order to take over your apparell. Says he's going to do lots of things, but never does. has big ears, says he has no money and yet his parents pay for everything, including his rent... oh well...

Matt Rockwell is a model townie.

150. (Townie) (3↑, 3↓)
US var. of British [townie] or [towny]: Comes from low income background. Wears fake "bling" (often times shiny plastic medallions dispensed by candy machines), oversized black sweatshirts,and oversized denim pants(gangsta style). Female specimens adorn themselves with "goth" style makeup: cheap foundation, blue eyeshadow/eyliner or black eyeliner. The townie skips school and "hangs" around urban developments in town. Speak of smoking (tobacco or anything illicit)and drinking and hate anyone "prep."

Normal person1: Hey, what'd the townies do to your car again? Normal person2: They put a half eaten burrito in my windshield wiper and stole my purse. Towny:HEY- don't be talkin' shit. I'll fuckin' beat you up, preppie.

151. (townie) (3↑, 3↓)
NOT someone who goes to town almost every day. Whoever thinks this must be a [noob] or a thick fat fish. They have the personality of a chav basically.

"u lookin at me, i'll bang u out m8." "fuck off u townie"

152. (townie) (6↑, 6↓)
townies is a lower form of smackhead that can't afford drugs, as such resort to trying to intimadate people into giving them money: "where's me beef, give me all ya money" since the only thing they understand is violence the best thing to do is to smack them in the head, that is unless they out number you about 10 to 1 then you should betend to get some money out and while the're distracted kick them square in the nuts (then run). townie males can usually be identified by there clothe's, a track suit top with a hood up (blue or white) and a black scarf around there face. track suit bottom's that are also blue or white and about 20 quids worth of cheep jewelry. the townie female's can usually be reconised by the track suit tops same as males, denim skirts (short, very short)and make up slaped on with a shovel and (yet again) 20 quid of cheep jewelry.

townie talk: "where's me beef", "respect", "Fockin' greb", "Gimme all ya money", "ow.... why did ya punch me in tha head?", "wait til i get my brother to drop you"

153. (Townie) (1↑, 1↓)
a white teen who along with their crew try to copy the way of life of black teens. will listen to crappy skank cluber music and be obsessed with modding up crappy cars and dream of driving it when pissed. male townies will select a girl friend and walk with her whilst holdin her hand and also his teeny dick. some boys will be proud of wearing the playboy make and often tuck their trousers into it's socks, maround which is also a fake watch. townie, the thing wrong with the world, not potheads or skaters or nerds, we all get along if any townies read this (which tey probably can't cos their so inbred) go die in a ditch and rot in hell.

1aarghhhh i hate f\#\#\#\#\#g townie scum they should all be shot. 2hey dude wanna kill skallies and townie scum? yes lets do that and then we go to www.urbandictionary.com and post the message that townies are dead\!\!

154. (townie) (1↑, 1↓)
Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

155. (townie) (1↑, 1↓)
townies are girls and boys who have no direction in life and choose to look the same as everyone else. they pray to rappers whos name they probably cant spell e.g. 50 cent, dizzee rascal. they have no colour coordination with their fashion and so have to buy tracksuits that are already matched for them. their lives are so sad and pathetic they feel they have to wear fake gold and involve themselves in everyone elses life to make theirs seem and feel a little less pathetic. the female versions of the species (chavettes) usually smother themselves in make up and wear as little clothing as possible to attract other people who are not attrected to them and just think of them as skanks which they are. the males usually tend to insult everyone to make them feel bigger and steal off of and hurt defenseless people which makes them look even weaker.

i would look at that townie over there but i really dont want to, i mean why waste the power to see through them?

156. (townie) (3↑, 3↓)
Think it's cool to add innit or some form of swear word into eaqch sentence at least 3 times, if they have the i.q. to even string a sentence together. Female townies will scrape their hair back so tightly when teh sun reflects off the layers of gel it looks like they're bald and have a ponytail/bun slap bang ontop of their heads tied with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugely expensive 10p hair bunch from 'tha f***in markeet innit'. Both male and female townies think they look 'f***in mingin' innit' if they're not dripping in fake gold jewlery, consisting of at least 3 gold rings on each hand and at least 3 necklaces. Male townies tend to wear burberry hats balancing dangerously on their heads which threaten to fall off any minute if the wind blows and in fact, if they move therefor making it impossible to 'bash yer f***in head in mate innit'. All townies have blatant disrespect for any kinda of class concerning designer labels and get cheap knock off's at the previously mentioned 'markeet' that they think look genuine even though they got it for a fiver. Townies are general scum of the earth\!

townie girl 1: Oi, didjajustgivemamateanevil? (rough translation: did you just give my friend an evil glare?) alarmed regular person: no townie girl 1: yeahuf***indid, if***insawya. (rough translation: yes you did, i saw you) townie girl 2: iwudbashyouaf***inheadinbutiaintfinishedmyfaganidntwannaurtmababby. (rough translation : i would beat you up if i actually had the balls and wasn't so sh*t scared that you would fight back and actually pummel my into the ground, now carry on as normal and i shall poretend to beat you up in another 9 months when i have had my baby and have my new boyfriend/bodyguard with me at all times. Good day) alarmed regualr person speedily walks off and alerts the police, catch those filthy scumbags\!

157. (townie) (1↑, 1↓)
One who lives in binghamton, but is known not to have a family tree that forks. Often spottable when the mother and father look like cousins or brother and sister, or usu. of a variation of some sort of ugly, corn-fed conservative President Bush-muncher who lost their teeth munching bush. (Usually an upstate variant of those found on Jerry Springer)

Hey Zahutsky, look at that family, they got no teeth, and i dont think they forked outside the family. Shall i call jerry, and inform him he'll be having new guests?

158. (townie) (2↑, 2↓)
a townie is basically a person who has no life, and who likes to use crap language, and look down on anyone who dresses differently from then. They tend to put on a cockney accent to look cool, similar to the accents in the soap "east enders" They get into fights just to impress people. Boys tend to wear ridiculously large, baggy hoodies, over vondutch caps or nikey caps. They like to wear adidas trainers and sporty trousers. Girls are similar, they like to wear fake, plasticy "bling" gold hoop earrings, gelled hair into either a side pony tail, or an annoyingly high ponytail so it is above their heads. They dont pronounce their Ts and they call anyone who has a life and a good education "mommy's girl/boy"

examples of their talk is: innit? - isn't it? nang - cool fink - think yo, what up homie - hey how are u? she's well nice - she's very nice yo u momma's gal - u hav no life cos u hav an education innit blad man? - isnt it cool?

159. (Townie) (1↑, 1↓)
anyone who wears nike, sports gear, soccer shirts, bright white trainers, talks like they are black "yo yo yo me homies", are incredibally dumb, hang around in gangs and are complete [twats]

Daran Patterson is a townie wanka\!

Author: ollyj - fuck y'all http://townie.urbanup.com/613036
160. (Townie) (4↑, 4↓)
1. Useless waist of space 2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing. 3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that. 4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music". 5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry. 6. No not how to fight a fair fight. 7. Like music only by black men and [wiggers]. 8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke. 9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds. 10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings. 11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.

The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.

161. (townie) (6↑, 6↓)
townies are usualy imbread idiots with nothing better to do except sleep with there parents wear shitty tracksuits start fights in the park and share one ciggerette between 5 people.In there eyes they are the hardest kids around wear fubu and listen to garage music. anyone who listens to music on headphones rather than from there stolen car is considered a mosher who they than try to start fights with and lose. (also they suck the cock)

townies are gay and i hate them

162. (townie) (1↑, 1↓)
The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless\!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

163. (townie) (1↑, 1↓)
shit people with shit lives who ruin everyone elses life

"yo gimme that guitar yeh" "nar my mans nuff good on guitar\!" "no you're actually both big fat cocks"

164. (townie) (6↑, 6↓)
IM A TOWNIE ILL KICK YR ARSE TROUGH THE FUCJING WALL, this is an example of our great english culture...

all townies live in southend in shity flats with thier pissed mothers listening to thier 'phat' beats... mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.

165. (townie) (2↑, 2↓)
townie

can be used to mean a complete and utter prick

166. (Townie) (0↑, 1↓)
Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery) Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc

Townies say things like shes proper fit innit\! or you me and my posse outside now innit

167. (townie) (3↑, 4↓)
A townie is merely a 'normal' person. Someone is not quite a (chav), (goth), (grunger) or (emo). This does not always mean they are decent, it could just be that they aspire to be a chav but have not quite made it yet. It is quite a vague title that shows little about the induvidual, except that they have not made a real effort to belong to an induvidual 'group.'

ANGRY GRUNGERS: i HATE townies\!

168. (townie) (3↑, 4↓)
A person who will 1) start a fight with someone and then run away, saying he [da man]. 2) start a fight, put up a shitty resistance and then form a collective bootfucking to your ass, from all his townie friends, who in societys lack of the death penatly will live well into old age. 3) Townie rules consist of whatever they see fit, and that usually mean gang beatings.

1) Man this townie just tried to fight me and then tells everyone he won. 2) Fucking townies and their bootfucking shit. 3) Theres like 50 townies outside\! sweet.

169. (townie) (1↑, 2↓)
townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them. listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me? average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf. townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

170. (townie) (2↑, 3↓)
failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them. They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it. have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon. tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.

townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask? townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look person - where is your mate townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt and the person walks away

171. (townie) (1↑, 2↓)
twat ( they wont start on you, aslong as it stays in the 3:1 ratio

him:you fucking mish mosh get a wash me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man me:hmmm your a twat\!

172. (townie) (2↑, 3↓)
i used to think townies were freaks, but i had some\{meaning 2\} townie friends, so i didnt hate them all. but then i was in town with my friends\{non townies, ie. ggpgmm greebo/goth/punk/grunge/me-mi\}and all these townies started chasing us. they kept screaming that they were going to kill us, so we just walked away. but they followed us, so my mates freind, christian\{unfortunate name, as he is an atheist\} went and punched one of them and they went away, screamin that they would get us one day. so, now i think that they are a bunch of arse-holes, who are pollouting this plannet and need to die.

townies suck. kill them all\!

173. (townie) (6↑, 7↓)
Townies are people who where cheap fake clothes brought from the local market. They where fake burberry caps and scarfs. They got out of there way to where nike and addidas.They use terms such as "blads" and "wa gwan" every townie thinks they are black and would do anything to fit in with a black crowd. Townie females are cheap sluts who thnik they are black. Again fake burberry caps and scarfs. They have fake burberry hair bands.There hair is incredibly greasy there teeth are normally black with tar from ciggertes. They will proboly never have a good job only to be working at the till in poundland. Townies mothers dont give a damn about there kids and gave birth at 15 or 16. There father ran away at 16, and is proboly in prison for assulting someone. Townies apperantly have loads of back up but when it actually comes to it it is a bunch of 4 foot 10yr olds. They look down at people wh are smarter than them and call the boffins. I hate townies so much they are so annoying\!\!\!\!.

Townie: Why you looking at me blad Non townie: I'm not Townie: Dont get rude blad

174. (Townie) (2↑, 3↓)
A person that tends to live in a council house. Often seen in groups of 10-20 for that bit of "Support". Never seen alone. Fails to pronounce 'H' and 'T' properly. Dropped out of school at 13. Kids by 15. The females wear enough self tan to turn orange, gold earrings to appear to be a prop out of Goldfinger. They also have their hair gelled back into a slick,tight bun... The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?" But then goes quiet upon a good reply. All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.

Townie1: "Oy\! Look...itz wun o those Goffs" Townie2: "Letz go get 'im" *Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm* Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?" Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?" Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"

175. (townie) (2↑, 3↓)
clones who should all be killed and then burned (i'm sure all that nylon will go up a treat) :D kill them all

[daran patterson] must die

Author: ollyj - fuck y'all http://townie.urbanup.com/613061
176. (townie) (1↑, 2↓)
A total retard, who I'm surprised to find they actually got onto this site and tried to post their piss-poor excuses for being an idiot. Can usually be found ANYWHERE, because they are the human equivilant of locusts. The only solution is to kill them. They do not cause any harm, unless they have a knife, and then they'll probably only use in on kids and OAPS.

normal person-I'm gonna just walk away. townie scum- wot you sayin bludda? normal person-(count to ten..) townie scum-ere\! goff boy\! i did your mum last night\! normal person-I'm not a goth, I hate goths almost as much as I hate you. townie scum-you IZZ a goff, cause you don't think you is BLACK\! RINSIN'\! normal person-why should i be ashamed of being white? townie scum-you iz right man, we IZ the master race\! normal person-shut up, you nazi fuck. (blows townies head off)

177. (townie) (1↑, 2↓)
*Townie* Lads and lasses who congregate into a pic "posse" and go around dissin the fit skaters of the world..makes me sick. the girls wear short normally white skirts with a black thong,a REALLLY low top so all there gold fake shit hangs into there cleavage,and wear so much hairspray they dont need bobbles cause there hair stays like that with out them...wear high heals which they cant walk in OR wear a hooded top sayin "babe" or "Princess" or "FCUK" and "Trakki" bottoms wif them tucked into there socks Lads:walk round wif there "Trakkis" tucked into socks,wif a hooded top and there cap on normally with hood up. Proberly walking round with a fake gun pretendin to shoot people/objects. at nite u will find em outside a club with a bottle of cider arguin with the bouncer to let them in with there "Bitches" with the fag on linkin on to there arms pouting at the bouncer in all there fake "Bling"

"you biatch,just cruisin in my low rider init?" "Maaan look at them sub woofers..wanna go pull some biatches?" "Yeah man"*Goofy laff*

178. (townie) (3↑, 4↓)
they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons? normal person:no sorry townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have. and then they assault you.

179. (townie) (1↑, 2↓)
a townie is a basic fuckwit, the girls are suts who would fuck thier own brother for drug money they are often seen in full "nike" shell suite or other similar brands which are obvious cheap rip offs from the local market they ty to be trends but real trends don't seem to hate people this is how you can spot a townie. the maximum spant on all clothe and fake gold plus nasty smelling cheap colgne is about £15 twnies are jus pussys wearing fake clothes trying to be hard

"oi you greebo, he eh fucki greebo i knock you out" "come on then you can bring all 25 of your drop out frends a bus going to the placebo concerts around the corner bring it u little pussys in ur cheap rip off wear" "yeah knock you out man, nah u not worth it, me gonna go fuck my 12yr old sister now"

180. (townie) (1↑, 2↓)
Townie:1, typically wears Adidas tracksuit bottoms, and a Donnay top thats is either too big or too small, maby to share with all his/her half brothers or sisters. 2, Their typical insults are based on other peoples mothers like: 'and ya mum' or 'i had ya mum last nigh' another insult is 'wot ya gay' this insult is normaly aplied when you try to talk to them in a rational way. When you ask them a question which seems too challenging they resort to 'ya homosexual lil' gay'.

Standing out side McDonalds and you walk past, they will say something like 'ya mum'

Author: the jew scout http://townie.urbanup.com/467269
181. (Townie) (6↑, 7↓)
A stupid arse man beast licking cult, who thinks that they look good in a tracksuit....you stupid townies....you all look the same in your lacoste tracksuits...l.tracksuits are used for running round a track in....hence TRACKsuit....stupid fools. They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds. They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites. They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back. They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself. They always say "arr mate" which is well gay THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS

"hey look, what a suprise there's a "crew" of townie's all dressed the same, hey look they're listening to dance music........." townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate" Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK\!\!\!\! YOUR ARE NOT HARD\!\!\!\! YOU HAVE NO STYLE\!\!\!\! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME\!\!\!\!\! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH\!\!\! STUPID BITCH LICKERS\!\!\!\!

Author: I HATE YOU STUPID TOWNIES.....BUMMER BOYS\!\!\! http://townie.urbanup.com/460490
182. (Townie) (1↑, 2↓)
Now where do i start.....? How about the cheap gold jewelry, fake burberry and the threats to all in black? Fair enough i hate townies as much as the next person ( especially wen they come up to you and shout 'gothic' in ur face)but it can't be easy for them payin for all those fags, and that booze.... o sorry i forgot, they nick it.

Shrewsbury is a typical place to find townies in there natural habitat.

Author: Casually dressed and deep in conversation http://townie.urbanup.com/445819
183. (townie) (1↑, 2↓)
in scunthorpe townies wear trackies tucked into there socksbaseball caps and nike hoodies or parkers. they dick around but can get bE's cheaper than anyone else so make friends or run

townies suck

Author: squarepants drug addiction http://townie.urbanup.com/445763
184. (townie) (6↑, 7↓)
Someone who lives in Allenton, Alvaston or other shitty parts of Derby.

"Don't go to Allenton its fulla townies\!"

185. (townie) (2↑, 3↓)
A scally who can afford 40p bus fair to go 2 town of a friday night and get plastered there.

I'm a townie & i'm well ard. BO\!

186. (townie) (2↑, 4↓)
a small town woman well known as being premiscuous or slutty

Crystal Rae, the town poke couldn't understand why the men of Melonville never took her out to dinner or introduced her to their friends after pleasuring them for free drinks.

187. (Townie) (2↑, 4↓)
Non-conforming teenagers who believe the best way to rebel against society is to wear dark clothing, smoke cigarettes, listen to heavy rock, work at fast food restaurants, and brag about how much they party (when in actuality happens very rarely, possibly never). Unfortunately for them, they don't realize by acting this way they are only hurting themselves, how they are viewed by the public, and any former relationships (sexual and/or family) they may have had. Eventually when they hit somewhere in the region of 30 (give or take 5 years), they have a very depressing reality check whilst looking in a mirror; realizing they have a major lack of education, no friends or family, no stable (and good-paying) job, and no pretty, colorful clothes. Contrary to the European definition (which is stated as someone who wears athletic clothing, plays sports, and fools around with members of the opposite sex persistantly), these townies are viewed as non-athletic, non-appealing, (for lack of a better word) dogs.

"Dude, I'm so bored. Do you want to go townie hunting? There's bound to be atleast 10 by the gazeebo."

188. (townie) (1↑, 3↓)
also known as a [chav] weres trakkies (tracksuits) likes brands like addidas,rebok, likes fake Burberry

check out www.chavscum.com

189. (townie) (2↑, 4↓)
WANKERS, tossers, burrburybandits, waste of a life, stole my bike beat up my brother, a group in Brighton called "TMC" "Two Messy Crew" but i like "Totaly Moody Cunts" which is what they are (so much anger weighting to spill out into the face of a townie)

townie: "ay wo' u lookin a'?" human: "nothing, i just glanced over in your direction..?" townie: "oit u fuckin qweea, wo' u sayin bou' ma mum bruv?" human: firstly im not gay, secondly i did not say anything about your mother, and thirdly i am not of any relation\!"(under breath "Thank god") Note say some thing intellegant and while their trying to desuyfer it, run, because where thers 1 thers always another.

Author: Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING http://townie.urbanup.com/995762
190. (townie) (2↑, 4↓)
aka scummy twat, living in a burberry caravan with 1264illegitimate children, all sporting hooped earings and shaven hair

Townie: 'Owaaay woh ya doin ya fuckin cunt' Normal person: 'laughing at you, prick'

Author: BlinginMongHead http://townie.urbanup.com/983954
191. (Townie) (2↑, 4↓)
Habitat: Cities, swamps and radioactive crap holes in the city. Backround of word townie: TOWNIE comes from the Greek word Townificus. This of course means pile of shit and of corse we all know townies are formed from piles of shit but also there is another factor in the making of townies Making of townies: As explained above townies are formed from a pile of shit but there are many others factors in this. For instance townies are born with bling which is formed from compisites of gold, pastic and also radioactive crap. Contrary to belief townies are born with a hole in their ear this is due to them being half women and allowing them to wear fake jewelry(obviously all townies are male those who look like girl hav a hormonal inbalance of eastrogen and thus overpowering the male hormones).

Townies are recognised by there destinctive odor and pungent smell of crap (pungent is actually a real word) They permanantly hav bling on and bling can only be removed by force in which case the townie shrivles into a ball of nothingness. tht bout all i can b botherd to say

Author: David Nobinson http://townie.urbanup.com/969283
192. (Townie) (4↑, 6↓)
(antonym \townie [greb] \!) shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk. Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts. Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it". Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal. Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.

Mcdonalds employee or proud owner of a ford escort

193. (Townie) (1↑, 3↓)
a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.

TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay? NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic? TOWNIE: what does that mean?? NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic? FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay\!

194. (townie) (3↑, 5↓)
A townie is a person that looks down on everyone that they meet. they all have a 'leader'. in our school it's rachel cox. she is as thick as shit\!. All townies plaster on make up with trowels and walk around in their so called 'designer clothes... yea rite.

townie 1)auww my gwaddd like my foundation has cracked\! townie 2)errrrrrm (thinks for a moment) ere i got sum (passes foundation and trowel) Townie 1) cheers luv. auww my gwadd look at her (points at goth) Townie 2) wat a freak\! goth) no i think u r the freaks townie 1 & 2) ERRRRRRR NO\! Remind you of neone? 2 everyone at de ferres it shud do ( becky redfern and beth howard)

195. (townie) (2↑, 4↓)
In Ireland (Westmeath)(where i'm from)we call townies ''[skangers]'' but I'm writin bout dem in the townie section coz more people will see it. [Skangers] are the [scum] of the earth. they are faggot [motherfuckers] who think they're hard coz they can beat people up (this will only happen if you come by a group of them, if they are on their own you can beat the livin piss out of him with one punch). Appearance: UGLY. Their faces are mangled from all the fights they get themselves into. They wear tracksuit bottoms with names like nike, adidas, kappa etc. and a hoodie with a logo on the front and they are usually white. higher class skangers will wear checked shirts. they wear baseball caps(usually nike) at a ridiculously vertical angle on their heads and have a greased fringe spiked up. Their shoes are always white and more than likely made by nike. The female skangers look like pure [slappers]. they wear short skirts and runners or high heeled hooker boots and a skimpy top or else a hoodie with a pointless logo. they have greasy hair and huge hooped earrings and are usually smoking. Habitat: usually they gather in groups outside supermacs or macdonalds or whatever or sometimes can be seen in parks at night doin drugs, drinkin, smokin, rapin girls or beaten up innocent passer-bys. Like to:Beat up [metalheads], [goths], [grungers], [moshers] or anybody with black clothes. I play in a metal band so im an increased target. They listen to dance music(if you can call it music, all it is is umph-tisss umph-tisss..... They smoke all the time and if its not fags its hash and they usually deal drugs too. They cant talk properly and they always try to talk like ALI-G and many of them have stutters. They usually carry around knives for fights and if they dont they will throw stones at you. They deserve to die and fucking rot in hell.

Skanger:Ya staaartin\!? Me: No Skanger:Ya aare\! Ya wanna fight\!? Me: No Skanger: Fuck youz [mosher]\! Oil kill ya\! Me: Fuck off\! Skanger: Dats it\! Howld on til oi ring me mates n oil fuckin kill ya\!\!\! Why the fuck do the [wankstains] ask you to wait for them to get their friends just so they can beat you up?\!\! [Pricks].

Author: Vyle's drummer http://townie.urbanup.com/892977
196. (townie) (7↑, 9↓)
im a townie n i aint lyk dis this is all d bad townies. we is gd ppl innit n dnt ave kids n crap by d age of like 15 or wat eva ya chattin bout. i ave REAL burberry not fake so u chattin shit. i dnt even lyk cider. all me golds real n not tacky. i dnt go round startin on ppl 4 no reason so fukin get ur facts ryt

c am a gd townie\! lmao ye ryt we all r innit\!

197. (townie) (9↑, 11↓)
Okay, this is all extreme, some of the townies I know, aren't COMPLETE knobheads but then..some are. They hate grungers. Think anyone who isnt wearing ugly, cheap ass clothing (no matter how much it cost it still manages to LOOK c.h.e.a.p) are grungers, or posh, innit? (Innit really bugs me. In WHAT exactly? Or I reply sweetly, "It is.") Listen to *shudder* "music." Typical townie music is: Fittty Ceant, Blazin' Squad, Sean Paul Kiss 100 etcetera. How to recognise a twonie near you: Wel, enough has been said about townies out and about before me. So here's how you recognise a townie ONLINE. Their Msn screen name is something like: uR ClOthEs lOok GoOD... bUt tHeY wOuLd lOok bEttEr oN mY bEdRoOm fLOoR\!\!111 Accompanied by some stars or hearts or kisses, if they happen to be girls. Their profiles will include some of their hobbies too: "Goin Destiny*" "Boys/Girls" "Ma phone" Boys will include something about rapping, "hacking" etc. Shout out to the person/people? (Man Bon and Kin Mun) who mentioned Harrow Tube Station. Cool place for grungers. (a hella lot of fit dudes up there, which is always a plus.) Live just near it. :P Come stalk me. Of course, the best place to go is Camden. If you happen to be a townie, the best place to go where people of your kind gather is Watford, the Harlequin Centre. *Destiny is a townie scum nightclub in watford. If you want to see enough fake burberry to last you a life time go here.

Just..go to destiny.

Author: One more time with feeling http://townie.urbanup.com/862359
198. (townie) (4↑, 6↓)
Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls\!\! Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie\!\! p.s burn in hell fuckin townies

townie: 'oi slut' me: 'yer, ok' townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??' me: 'wot eva jus get a life\!\!' (realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)

199. (townie) (1↑, 3↓)
(the following definition refers to an [Owen Sound] townie). an individual whose vestment normally consists of a "Snap-on Tools" jacket, ski-doo racing mesh-back hat, too-tight Levis jeans (circa 1980) and antiquated nike and/or brooks sneekers. can be commonly spotted in a 1982-1990 ford truck or possibly an early 1990s 2-door chevy cavalier (red or blue is quite popular) heading to the Beer Store (or "Orange Church) for a case of Labatt Crystal.

after purchasing their ski-doo jackets, billy and his friends inherently became townies for life.

200. (townie) (1↑, 3↓)
townie vocab 1) mate 2) d'ked 3) faggot 4) startin 5) yah mam 6) " "'s got balls 7) fuckin bang yah 8) mak'e'Ds 9) G-Unit 10) lend us 10p 11) ciggi 12) hes not a mosher, hes a emu (emo joke) 13) lend us a ciggi 14) nob ed 15) wheres the crew 16) easy 17) get the skater 18) wat yah lookin at?\! 19) smashed 20) muppet WHAT TOWNIES DO townies beat up old men and women for there chip shop money to buy "ciggis" and cider, they drive down streets, late at night, in shitty corsas, at 15 or 50 mph. sit on street corners, at night getting smashed and fucked out of there heads. they are the scum of the underworld, the rats of society and they are all "muppets". p.s do your part for society, kill a townie.

im not going to give you an example cos all you need to do is go outside macdonalds, nettos or jacksons and you will see for yourself.

Author: the voice of Hull http://townie.urbanup.com/634088
201. (townie) (1↑, 3↓)
townies are: tramps 'set me 10p, blud' brainless sheep freaks who follow the crowd, mug little kids, listen to shit, mindless music, think theyre better than everyone who is not like them, falsely beieve that their future does not involve working in mcdonalds, wear cheap, fake sports brands, fake gold rings, speak in a stupid incomprehensable 'gangsta' tounge, the girls are sluts who act hard and have a kid by the time theyre 13 but it dies because they smoke sooo much, the boys start pointless fights and send 1000 other townies to attack one person-then think theyre hard, they always pick on little kids, they are ignorant to modern life e.g. politics, music, world issues, they think anyone who is not a townie is a grungie or a goth and they wank over 50 cent every night thinking to themselves that they have a life. They don't.

townie- "set me 1p, blud" me- "ok" throw it in townies eye, then get a flamethrower out and burn him to hell where he'll meat his idol, the prat Tupac. Before he dies he will say- "fucking grungie blud"

Author: kill_the_townies_or_they'll_want_40p_'blud' http://townie.urbanup.com/458609
202. (townie) (3↑, 5↓)
habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.

A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie

203. (Townie) (5↑, 8↓)
A Townie is NOT AT ALL like a chav, in the sense of thinking they're hard when they're not, and being an all around TWAT. Townies do wear sports clothes, like sports, but dont hate moshers or goths, and dress similarly to a chav but not the same.

Townie: Alright? Goth: Hey Mosher: Hi guys Townie: The footy was great today\! Goth: I'm not into that Mosher: Same Townie: Oh well lol

204. (Townie) (3↑, 6↓)
Young people aged 9-21 seen hanging round the local chippy because they think that they're 'hard'. Often seen wearing tacky 'gold' 'jewellery', fake 'Adidas' trousers tucked into their white socks, a fake Burberry cap pointed at such a ridiculous angle that when it comes to blocking the sun, there is actually no point in wearing it except to look like a total prat. Most townies swagger round in a stupidly exaggerated way, swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool, bling bling yeah innit’, etc, etc. Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'. Rules Of Life For Normal People 1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls. 2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop. 3. All townies and chavs are right bastards. 4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are ‘cool’ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that don’t actually mean anything. 5. If you do hear something like ‘Bang out, innit mon, like’, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life. 7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like ‘Oh oh ohh’. 8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go ‘Yeah, yeah, come on then’, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: ‘Wot you say ‘bout ma mum?, or: ‘Did you call me a paedo?’. If this happens, hit them. 9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay. 10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool’, etc, etc. 11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called ‘mates’. 12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ‘rinsed’. 13. They say ‘like’ every other word. 14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age. 15. The word (well, not actually a word), ‘innit’ is used as a full stop. E.g. ‘Ah ‘ad yo ma last night, yeah, innit’\!

Townie 1: Innit mon, yeah like, got some fuckin' 'eavy shit 'ere Townie 2: Innit Townie 1: Yeah like Townie 2: Bling

205. (townie) (1↑, 4↓)
(see knob jockey or cunt) somebody from basingstoke hampshire u.k hangs around outside macdonalds and suffers from dickheaditis they usualy dont go to school and have 1 crack head parent they also whear cheap ass jackets that say the shittest and i mean SHIT logos i.e boston duffer and michagan half of these peopel thinking these are makes of cloths and not citties or sayings. they also thik eating posh pot noddles actually make them posh

man check out tht townie eating a posh noodle oi blud fuck yall selves full im posh u bumboclut ass wipe fuck face

206. (townie) (0↑, 3↓)
At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear. If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie. It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.

yeah theyare townies over there and those ppl are greebos

207. (Townie) (1↑, 5↓)
A person who is from or lives in the St. John's, Newfoundland area.

Newfie 1: Where ya from? Newfie 2: St. John's... Newfie 1: Ahhh. ya damn Townie\!

208. (townie) (2↑, 6↓)
Townies are a certain type of people, often teenage youths. That wear awful clothets, dislike anyone who is not a townie (Such as grungers, goths and skaters), have a problem with anyone who is not hard, usually drinks/smokes alot and is often looking for a fight. Townie clothing: - Male: Feel the need to wear brands such as; Nike, Kappa and Adidas. Townies often wear hoodies or tracksuits in colours such as light blue, in which trousers and top are of different clashing colours. Trainers always worn. Often have a single stud earring, and gel/wax their hair down. -Female: Female townies are quite possibly the ugliest people ever. Wearing hoodies with places they don't even have the intelligence to know where they are written on them. Or have lame phrases such as "Angel", "Bling" or "69" written on them. Skirts so short they may as well just wear a belt. Long hair that is blatantly bleached or dyed hair blonde hair with roots that are of a totally different colour. To top this at least 2 huge pikey looking earrings (Obviously fake gold bought down at the market) and enough make-up to drown a third world country. General Characteristics: Feels the need to act and move with trents in order to fit in and stay cool. Often townies need to take up smoking or regular drinking to fit in with everyone else. Townies also need to act hard and have a hard crew so they can push everyone else around. Townies hate most people that have any intelligence or any change of a future that doesn't involve crime or bein a bad ass gangsta. Often boasts of times they were paraletic or one of the hundreds of sluts they have got off with. Townies often get most of the girls, even though most of them are covered in spots, are unintelligent and and ugly. Townies often are unintelligent and do not have a great future to look foward to. Becoming a townie often results in academic failure and being totally stupid (Although there are exceptions). Older townies often drive cars such as souped up Vauxhall Nova's with chicken wire on the front grill and illegal tacky blue neon lights so they can "pick up all the hot chicks" In general townies are the most popular people, as most people feel the need to become townies so they can fit in, be cool, act hard and all that other bull. But hated by everyone else because they see them for what they really are: people who feel the need to go with the flow so they can be popular and be accepted by everyone else.

- You should have been with Zoe and her crew last week down, first we were gettin paraletic and then we were goin down an alley and we were chased by people wiv knifes n stuff\! But they we saw hoffman crusin in his Nova so he gave us a ride to the rec where we got even more paraletic wiv andy and james who were stabbed earlier n den we got sum weed n smoked it behing maccy d's where hoffman was gettin off wiv caitlain (A day in the life of a townie) - "No but yeah" - "Check out my vauxhall nova, im gunna pick up all the hoes now"

Author: Unknown Soldier http://townie.urbanup.com/754045
209. (townie) (3↑, 7↓)
a townie or so called "[chav]" is a immature male/female who hates nething that involves change he is one who doesnt like nething that is not "nike" "addida" and he/she looks down on neone who has an IQ greater than a rotten corpse a townie in its natural habitat will grunt and yell until something has gone his way this never normally works so he goes out and will try and release himself by mating with a female or well nething with a pulse once this act of terror is done he feels enlightened and things of himself as the reel ALFA male and will cause useless fights the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others things to folow if u want to become a townie/[chav] dont have an IQ dont do nething neone else wouldnt do dont wear clothes that look good dont have emotions

i little poor innocent boy plonked in the middle of town baseball cap put on head squared off to 90 degrees then tracksuit bottoms (addidas)(nike)(etc) tucked into socks (reebok)(addidas)(etc) dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done

210. (townie) (5↑, 10↓)
Hi im a townie......some one please put me out of my scum bag un-educated going nowhere in life misery and shoot me in the head with the biggest gun you can find.

Im really cool, i cant fight without 6-10 of my mates, to take on one guy so ill throw some food on him.... owwie such pain. oh no not paint you might stain my school clothes..... cunt you think we care, from the eternal sayings of the 4hed JUST DIE

211. (townie) (2↑, 7↓)
a non individual bcz its a lot kler 2 all wear gay tracksuits\!

just take a trip 2 mc donalds or ur town centre or c a person called hope\!

212. (townie) (0↑, 5↓)
wankers who take over sacred ground of the cosmoss and destroy all in their path, for no obvious reason apart from blind rage caused by....them being to dumb? i dont know, but they are loosers. i might go and buy a katana and go on a killing spree of townies...ahh...

white, gold, and greasy hair made even greasier by hair gel, with a cap to top it off. also sock tucked into white a track suite. also like running away from "PIGS". Townie with a cause, a football fan. "mate, got any booze" "nah mate, lets nick some..." "yea ok init sound safe BO\!" *nick booze* "ARRRRR MATE look what we got, some booze\!" "Yeah mate..." *drank lotsa booze* "mate your a fucking prik" "you want some you you...you........." "come on then you yella belly\!" "nah safe mate, id never start on you init, coz your sound init" "sound mate, goh, you had me going for a second there, init" "safe"

Author: Stash Monster http://townie.urbanup.com/612941
213. (townie) (3↑, 8↓)
Lowlife scums. Like to wear cheap or over expensive crap, such as "nike", "kappa", "adidas", "reebok" "umbro" and many more... Start fights with grungers/moshas/punks and goths for absoloutly NO reason. Manage to cram FUCK in every other sentance. think its funny to act dumb which comes naturally to them. Townie girls come in to types. 1. Slut like, big mouthed wear hardly any clothes. Bleached hair, to much make up and are turnin yellow from all the fags and not enough sun light. 2. The ones that act like men and wear tracsuit bottoms, have their eyebrow pierced and have nothing better to do except for stealing and hanging around in no particular place of value. (eg. bus stops) The male of the species are not very varied. they all skank like they have a bad limb, wear clothes that are really baggy in the middle but really tight at seams and joints. They talk like Ali G, and wear alot of "bling" which we accosiate as cheap painted gold plastic, bought from the local market. they think it's hilarious when something goes wrong, crave attention and think they are "bad boys" or "wellard". Often try to be black (stupid wannabe niggers) and wear thinks from america (basketball vests which are waaaaaaay to big) and have writing containing places in america but being townies they have no idea where they are. They wear their caps way to high and then where their hoods over the top. JAHAN IS THE STUPIDEST KNOB EVER Grungers and other non-townies are all unsafe around these creatures. \townieThey think insults are "JEW" "YA MUM" "I HAD YA MUM" "NIGGER" (which is what they try to be so?) "GRUNGER" (i mean yeah we know we get ourselves dressed every morning not our mums) and other ridiculous non-insulting words. We are getting bored from talking about the scums so shall finish there.

example of their odd behaviour: in town buying a drink, townie comes up to my boyfriends mate and says "how old are ya?" he replies with his age 15. now the height difference between my friend and this tiny townie does not stop him. We walk out of the shop and the townie starts thrusting his chest towards my mate to which he replies "your hats gay" so this townie ATTEMPT to punch him at which we walk away. then an hour later the same townie walks up to me and say "will you go out with me?". i mean what kinda stupid twat is he?

Author: Francesca, Rajpar, Ryan, Ruben, George and the odd bit of David http://townie.urbanup.com/566232
214. (townie) (2↑, 7↓)
P erson R idiculous I nit C ock K inda stupid init This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life. AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)

I is well ard init

215. (townie) (2↑, 7↓)
wel in my area a townie is someone who looks like they would think about hitting you but wouldn't fot three reasons 1) they are just chicken sh.it 2) they would know they are too scared of us coz we can outsmart tham and hit them harder 3)they would mess up their hair and think that are being insulting by reading insulsts off a peice of paper torn from a book and all appear to ware the same clothes but in different colours to show their 'individuality'

an insult by lauren - who i perticulalry hate i think that curly hair is out of fashion me:well it's a good job i don't beleive in fashion then isnt it lauren: nothing just walks off

216. (townie) (2↑, 8↓)
Normal person, who enjoys rnb and rap music, not blazin squad at all,( blazin squad is practically pop) dosent listen to depressing music like rock. a person who doesnt actually care about goths grunges, just tries to get on with life, can be rich can be poor, uses the word buff

townie listens to music like Aaliyah, Beyonce, Ashanti , Alicia keys

Author: misshunnicutt http://townie.urbanup.com/1570229
217. (Townie) (2↑, 8↓)
they go around towns n cities in groups as big as der [homies] aka blazin' squad n so solid crew. they tke da piss outa NORMAL ppl such as greebs, sk8as n goths n ne1 wid a life, sense of humour, n friends\!\!\! lol, this always becomes clear wen dey wlk past u tlkn lyk deyve been smaked in da face wid a fryin pan (do u av 2 spell evryfin 2 dem?\!?\!) n lookin lyk it 2\!\!\! male townies: normally act well 'ard n av der heads shaved in order 2 get street cred (hahaha my arse) from der 'friends' which they av worked so hard to impress (accumplished by either stabbin sum1, smashin sum random persons hed in or gettin sum 12yr old girl pregnant)\!\! female townies: wear as much makeup and branded 'sport' gear as they can with the money thier parent/s (dad probably locked up in prison or legged it 2 the otha end of da country in order 2 neva b seen by da motha afta a quickie in da bk of his dads car) scabbed of the council. most clothes bought from a charity shop, market or passed dwn from der older sis or bro who will b da 1 kicken ur hed in coz der younger sibling cant do it\!\! i'm surprised townies actually have ears coz of da size of earings dey wear i fought dey would rip\!\! (ohwell as long as it causes dem lots of pain) how many times a wk do they wash their hair n face?? wid the ammount of stuff dey cake themselves in its hard 2 figure out how it actually cums off\!\!\! most find it easier 2 get a townie b/f by dyeing their hair blonde but missing all of the roots so there the original color fuckin pointless\!\!\!\!\!\!\! all townies wear da big puffa jackets, tracksuits, brite white trainers, burberry shit, stupid baseball caps, miniskirts aka belts(girls), high heels, knee high boots, tops which dnt cova nefin n speak in a unidentified language consisting of init m8, fook, s**t, c**t, b*****d, m**a f**k n d**k so much more could b added

wot dya call a townie in a metal box?? SAFE\!\! wot dya call a townie in a filing cabinet?? SORTD\!\! wot dya call a townie hu worships da devil?? WKD\!\! wot dya call a townie on a bike?? THEIF\!\! wot dya call a townie in a sk8prk?? LOST\!\! wot dya call a townie in a box?? INIT\!\!

Author: greebo_aka_townie_h8a http://townie.urbanup.com/909547
218. (Townie) (1↑, 9↓)
Townies are the best type of people in the world ... every . . . they beat goths and sk8ers up and kill people for fun . . . . as well as that we go round drinkin and drivin

sum one who hangs round the spar waitin for sum one who looks 18 to buy booze for them , standing there with there nike shox :D adidas tracks tucked into there england football socks , and then there england football top with a fred perry jumper on coverd by a REAL fubu hoodie . hair normally shaved off and a stud thou the eyebrow

219. (townie) (5↑, 13↓)
usually called Kev or Dave
220. (townie) (3↑, 12↓)
AMERICA IS AN EXTENSION OF ENGLAND\!\!\!\! Errr, hello, why are there so many white people in america? WE PUT THEM THERE\! And actually, america does have their own version of townies, they're called preps\!\!\! D'uh\! Ps, england does not suck americas dick, that would be paedophilia, seeing as WE'RE THE DADDY\! Oh shit, now i sound loke a townie... bugger.

Townie: I wear the names of american states on my tracksuit tops, im not sucking up, nooooo......\!

Author: Altu mequera orcu http://townie.urbanup.com/1144315
221. (townie) (1↑, 12↓)
The only people in the entire country of England that have any fucking sense and don't such the US's dick. Spoken like a true American.

Person 1: Did you see that townie? Person 2: Yeah, he reminded me of a redneck that I meet in Arkansas last year. Cool guy, but I couldn't get pass the country music though.

Author: U.S. Merchant http://townie.urbanup.com/1027739
222. (townie) (5↑, 19↓)
townies anit all fuckin bad, dey hang round wiv gangs, stick 2 gether when der m8s get in trouble, anit n.e fuckin fing like d people hav written on here bout dem, d clothes dey where anit jus from d market, sum townies av quite abit of money, people say dat townies r prejuduce to goths n pikes n [normal people] ect.....well fuck up yeh been prejuduce to us\!\!\! to us we are d normal people. not all d burberry townies av r fake n not all d jewellery eitha, u fink u all no wot a townie is well u fuckin know shitall bout dem. girl townies dont all die their hair blonde, 4 most of us its fukin natural, dey dont all wear fukoff big earrings. dey av decent makeup n fuckin ell u sayin dat we got ache yeh..... well i anit beein funny, but we int d only people who mite hav it, most of dont\! dey aint sluts, n dont go round struttin' seeing who dey can pull 4 a quick shag\! guy townies dont go round finkin dey hard. most of dem probably are... der int n.e fing rong wiv d clothes dey wear... its style dese dayz get use 2 it\! townies are proud of who they are and dey aint afraid 2 show it so fuck off\!\!\!

we all livin, so fuck up bein prejuduce against us\! u no shitall bout us\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! l8trz init

223. (townie) (2↑, 30↓)
reet i dnt understand all u ppl that r slagin of townies ill giv ya my definition....... a townie has been given different names ova sum time now such as chav/scallie/blaza/sham. they are mainly made up of gyals like myself and guys who are really good mates. we are really loyal to one another and if one of our spars get into trouble we will be the first to get em out of it. we chil togetha in houses, parks, yea mayb we will go on street corners or bus shelters sumtime but only because we r at that age were we to old to stay in n do nuffin but to young o go out clubbin people say that we are cheap and were crap market clothes but no i own a quantity of nike (£70-£80) lacost(£120) and prada(£150)tracksuits and my gold earings wich all u seem to thik are gold plated and come of the market are actually 18kt and cost me £200, as for our hair and make-up we aint no old school townies around no more i aint worn blue eyeshadow and my hair in a tight side plait sice yr 9. i actually do dye my hair blonde but its styled nice. i hate it when haters call us thick or dolers coz i aint no doler mostof us go to college coz we want alot of money one day. most of us townies like listning to garage, grime dance and trance. mike skinner (the sreets bein my fav) lady soverigne is a typical townie her style is a typical gal style. People seem to think that because we have our own dialect were scum, r brumie scum coz they have a birmingham dialect NO, are londoners scum coz of there london dialect NO so y shud us manquinion townies get slated by haters because of the way we speke. Townies when out and about with there mates are constantly gettin pulled by the police its not fair we aint always dun sumfin bad, but mayb if the government paid more money to the counsal then they could make more youh clubs and we wouldnt get into toruble. it may seem that alot of us smoke but alot of moshers smoke alot of oldies smoke so who are you to judge.... i really cnt be arsed goin on coz i could go on all day defendin myself

some of my pharases "init man" "raaarrrr den da next gyal sed to da next man" "av ya got a fag i can borra"

224. (townie) (6↑, 40↓)
An remarkably flexible word which can be applied to anyone virtually who is a teenager and has not made any visible efforts in their dress to appear 'alternative' or 'individualistic' or more accuratley isn't wearing solid black. Very often apllied in derogatory tones by well off kids to describe young people who bear any signs of being working class ie gold earings, cheap clothes, old trainers.

I went out wearing ridiclously large trousers and a top saying 'f**k god' to try and get attention and the townies took the mick out of me. Boo hoo

225. (townie) (6↑, 47↓)
Wot the FUK? i wear gold earrings, necklaces & rings (NON of it is fukin fake at all), i sumtimes wear trackies, does this make me a townie how all u describe em? townie chaps dow jus wana start fights & not all of em shout an insult 2 'twats' (goths/grebs/moshers/punks, woteva u r)Townie girls dow shag evrythin wiv a fukin dik n they certainly dow get pregnant wen they am 12\! (fukin get real like). Everythin u say is jus bullshit & u all wana start findin sumthin els 2 do instead of slaggin off peeps that u dow even no 'innit'. FUKIN GET A LIFE U SAD BASTARDS\! o yeh, if got anythin 2 say bk then go ahead & write ur own comment, cor wait 2 hear wot 'uve' got 2 say\!

Goths/grebs/moshers/punks, get over urselves cuz u aint nufin special like\!

Related: chav, ned, pikey, scally, scum, chavs, goth, emo, chavette, burberry, townies, kev, bling, towny, greb, loser, skater, charver, prep, local, asbo, grunger, idiot, mosher, punk, spide, wannabe, hippie, trendy, twat, cool, gangsta, goths, greebo, individual, redneck, slut, town, white trash, wigger
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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